Oh These? No These Aren't Jolly Ranchers, These Are My Own Yummy Snack, Ranch Ranchers (jolly Ranchers

It's time

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

Do other people get writing ideas from dreams? Half my stories are based on dreams I had, and I just had a new one! This time I dreamed up fanfic, but it was epic, so I have to make it.

"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

It's okay, I found my hat. It is on head where it belonged

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

Things the gays own

- rainbows (duh)

- the state of California

- names that end with aden

- the F word, its ours, straights can't have it

- Home by cavetown

- mismatch socks

Add more if I missed any!

Jacking off on new years eve so you can cum into the new year is a big brain move