I Get To Hear The Silly Creatures Skitter In My Walls!

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

anyone else here ever just eat butter

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)

Some of these cowards didn't have internet access in the mid-2010s and it shows

Still my best post

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

Safety First

"BFF" prove it bitch, en garde!

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

You ever just vibe without supervision?

My midnight snack. You'd think I was starving dude.

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Can't wait for the unsolved mystery channels to get ahold of this

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction