I HAVE COSPLAYED (poorly Cause I Ran Out Of Time Real Fast)

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

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Oww.

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

I want Toriel to be my mom she's so good, and nice, and fluffy, I miss when my mom was nice and fluffy!

My mom: I had such high hopes for you

Me: you make it sound like I'm already dead

Mom after a laughing fit: no but like you're not going to college

Me: I wont be a cliche forever in student debt

Mom: it's the American way!

Me: I don't like Americans!

Mom through both our laughter: HEY IM AN AMERICAN!

Me also through laughter: IT WAS A JOKE YOU BOOTLICKER!

Mom: it doesn't bring me joy

*much more laughing from both of us*

Our house could be a standup comedy show some days I tell you hwat

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

Hanging in the woods part 1