hi, inspired by quackitys most recent stream can i request headcanons of him cutting your hair
I know you sent this ask to stonermujer 👹 I know what you did /j This one accualy seems rlly cute<33
I imagine you wanna get your hair cut cause its getting too long. And Quackity offers to cut it for you, or, atleast, try to. "C'mon, amor! It'll be fine! Im not gonna shave your hair off or anything." He pratically begs as your booking your haircut appointment on your phone. After awhile of his presistant begging, you give in and sigh. "Fine, but if you fuck up my hair im going to be royaly pissed." You warn as he pulls you into the bathroom by your wrist. He cuts your hair on stream like he did with Bad. And by the end, it didnt turn out half bad! Wasnt great, but it wasnt terrable either. And most of the time you guys spend laughing and goofing off, talking with chat and having cute little moments that would totally go into a clip comp, or atleast be clipped hundreds of times.
Ok so, lets set some ground rules, shall we?
I will do stuff for any dsmp fanfiction or au.
I've seen / read, TommyInnits Clinic For Super Villans, Passerine, TommyInnits Unbeatable Method For Avoiding Sudden Death, Shrike (Passerine prolouge bassically), Accelerate, and im going to read Butterfly Reigon.
If you have one i havnt read or seen, just reccomend it to me and i'll look into it!
Im sorry but, nothing with Wilbur or George. It sucks to say it, but yeah. Sorry :[
IF TOMMMY OR ANYBODY ELSE IS UNDERAGE IN THE FIC, I WONT WRITE SMUT FOR THAT CHARICTER!!!!
Only platonic stuff with Philza. Idk it just feels weird writing romance or smut for him. Im pretty sure nobody simps for him, and just sees him as a dad, not a daddy.
Stuff i WONT write
Piss or shit kink
Incest
Underag
Rape
Qsmp (Sorry, i just dont know much abt it)
Anything else thats fucked up (tell me if i missed somthing)
Stuff (or people) i WILL write:
Any other kink than the ones listed above
TommyInnits Clinic For Super Villians
TommyInnits Unbeatable Method For Avoiding Sudden Death
Accelerate
Passerine
Shrike
Anybody than the people listed above
Drabbles
Oneshots
Scenarios
Full Fics (Maybe)
Smut
angst
fluff
Just ask if your not sure about an idea!
George and Wilbur
dsmp / C's
Please specify:
If you want hc's, drabble, or anything like that
Gender of reader
The virson / au of the charicter
Genere (Smut, angst, or fluff.)
a small summery of what you want (duh)
I cant be the only one that thinks that 'Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage' is a increadably Ctommy coded song. LIKE- LIKE HEAR ME OUT HERE-
"My brother always sings me songs with his beak he tries to sooth me, He makes me feel like i belong' LIKEEEE????????? CRIMEBOYS????????????????? IS THAT YOU????? "So carry me through these walls, brother of mine. Show me the world outside." ARE YOU SEEING MY VISION????
So I have this habbit of adding info onto FAKE hybrid species. Like, think Enderian, Elytran, Demons, Angels. That stuff, yk? Like i add a mating seasson, their diets, their courting methods, all that stuff. And i need help with somthing. How tf should mermaids have sex? Cause, like, most people say "The female lays eggs, the male fertalizes them." Like, yeah but thats not hot and sexy. I want hot and sexy mermaid sex 🤠. But like, they dont have penis's, AND I HAVE YET TO SEE AN ASSHOLE ON ANY OF THEM. So can you guys, like, just make up of how mermaids have hot and sexy mermaid sex? please and thank you <3 Love yall, i'll post more fanfics soon.
been awhile, and i promise i'll start posting again soon. But heres my minecraft movie input from the eyes of a dsmp enjoyer.
I hate it. Turn the fucking shaders off dude. Gwt Jack's white ass away from steve, AND FIX THE OUTFITS PLEASE. I think we should out mcyt's in the movie. AND ONLY MCYT's. With the exeption of maybe a few accual actors as basic roles of steve and alex. But other than that, they should dress mcyt's up as their skins, and have them guide Steve and Alex through minecraft. PUT PHIL IN THIS SHIT, DUDE. AND TOMMY, AND LITTERLY EVERYONE AHHH. I would shit myself out of happiness.
LETS FUCKING GO BABYYYYYY IM ONE OF THE BIG KIDS NOW, YALL >:D
Do you guys have any tweening tips for a beginner? Ive started tweening on alight motion but holy moly it looks so bad and not smooth at all, and her limbs keep getting disconnected from eachother when i have to move somthing, and it dosnt move together and i hate it. Tips? Advice? A sholder to cry on?
Does anyone have any hc's for c!eryn? I never see any😭
Summery: Accelerate! Sapnap x Reader, but the reader is Dream's ex-girlfriend hc's (Yk, like, in the begining of the story, talking abt them racing over her? yeah, that. Thats you!<3)
Fluff(kinda?) and implied and/or very light smut (Also some rickey bobby refrences, cause it fits so damn well.)
Sapnap had always had his eyes on you. And you have always had your eyes on him, too.
Sure, you loved your boyfriend. But, you loved Sapnap's cock more. And he was just so fucking handsome. How could one resist?
So when the race came, you came out onto the track infront and between their cars, holding the flags in your revealing outfit.
Sapnap was loving every bit of it.
And he raced like his life depened on it. But so did Dream.
So when Sapnap won that race, its easy to say Dream wasnt very pleased.
However, you and Sapnap were extreamly pleased.
Eventually, he came up to you. This is how it went.
"What the fuck?!" Dream says, in disbelif how easy you gave him up and started swooning for his best friend. "Could you atleast act like you still love me?!" He says, looking at you with a 'What the fuck' look.
You sigh, putting your hands on your hips as you walk closer to him with Sapnap's hand on your waist, smirking down at you. "Listen, baby. Im gonna be honest." You say, flipping your hair off your sholder. "You cant race anymore. And i date racers, i date winners." You say, as Dreams 'what the fuck' look turns into just more disbelif and confusion.
"And your not a winner anymore" You say, poking his chest. "Yeah, tell em' baby." Sapnap mumbles with a grin. Dream shoots him a glare before turning back to you.
"So, your just leaving me? Over a fucking race?!" He exclaims. Sapnap chuckles. "Hey dude, wasnt that what the race was all about? Who gets the girl?" He says, smirking and raising an eyebrow. "I mean yeah but-" Sapnap cuts Dream off. "Clay, listen. We're gonna get married, and you can be my best man. How about that?" Sapnap says with a smile. You chuckle, smiling up at Sapnap. "Wha- No!" Dream says, that look of disbelif returning. "Im not gonna be your best man!"
(and the scene goes on for a little while longer. Im just too lazy, lol.)
After all of that drama, you and Sapnap just went about your days together.
You two made out very often, and fucked like bunnies
Its a wonder you havnt gotten pregnant yet, cause hes smart and uses protection or just pulls out.
He coudlnt really tell if he loved you, or just thought you were hot.
but he just passed it off as loving you, but his high lebito outweighs that a bit.
He knew you felt the exact same way, though.
You often attened his races whenever you could, and you ussualy stayed in the passinger seat with your foot on the dashbord, and one hand on the handle above the door, your other hand gripping his sholder.
Also, with you coming to the races, you had to pull him away from the flag girls whenever you wernt the flag girl. He made it a habit of flirting with them, and you always had to pull him away, and glare daggers at the girl(s) he was talking to.
But, all in all, you two are just a couple of horn-balls.<3
Notes: Wooo! My first fic! I hope you liked it. Im fucking begging you to send me requests, im not creative.😭 Just look at the rule page first, please<3
Chat, i swear im cooking somthing up, dw
I mean yeah i guess 🧍♂️Pronouns: She/Her, He/HimRequest box: OPEN OH MY GOD IT IS SO FUCKING OPEN PLEASE
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