Gustholomule Headcanons

gustholomule headcanons

believe it or not the obsession has actually gotten worse in the few weeks i’ve been away

- matt’s crush has singlehandedly made half of hexside homophobic in a world where homophobia doesn’t exist. impressive work tbh

- he probably walks into walls staring at gus tbh

- gus is very defensive, like only he can think matt is icky and weird and if he hears someone talking shit he’ll get pissy

- if someone talks shit about gus matt would hit them with a book, like a textbook, across the face

- matt will eventually get the earring trust, he might wear it on his belt tho

- they play fight and pull pranks on each other often

- matt’s stronger physically but gus’ illusions are so horrifying matt will pass out

- gus has definitely dragged matt around by the ankles before

- like yeah he could pick matt up like in s1 but dragging him is funnier

- matt learns how to do protective styles from perry so he can do gus’ wash days with him

- has given gus cornrows and box braids mainly, gus buys beads and jewelry for matt to use as well.

- gus blew up his kitchen trying to make matt a birthday cake

- matt had to make his own birthday cake

- matt WILL grow out of his bowlcut gang pls trust me he WILL get a mullet like steve and gus will love it

- luz was the first one to find out about their respective crushes and played matchmaker and genuinely made things worse (oh wow theres a fanfic with this concept) (its mine)

- both of them at some point: