The Last Picture Killed Me

This Fuckin Guy

here's a fun arc:

Emperor Schlatt clearly only wants land and power. He disregards the past treaties between L'Manburg and Dream SMP and expands Manburg into Dream SMP territory. Enter angry Dream who wants to keep his own land. Schlatt doesn't listen and Dream realizes that half of his men are now loyal to Schlatt. Dream teams up with Pogtopia, as they had always honored the treaties, to take back Manburg. This can offer a conflict for Sapnap, as he has to choose between George and Dream. Wilbur and Tommy have to get used to working with Dream. Dream and Techno just chill. Thoughts???

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Masterlist

So I know some people miss out on the link, so here’s a post devoted ONLY to the masterlist

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dave | Technoblade & TommyInnit, No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Dave | Technoblade, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: sleepy bois inc - Freeform, Family Dynamics, Adopted Sibling Relationship, Brotherly Bonding, antarctic princes au, Dave | Technoblade and Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, antarctic emperor philza, Hurt/Comfort, Piglin Hybrid Technoblade Series: Part 1 of SBI Antarctic Princes AU Summary:

Techno goes to check on his recently adopted younger brother, Tommy, and discovers that he’s ready to run away at a moment’s notice. It reminds him of how anxious he had been when first brought into the family, and he attempts to comfort him the way he was comforted long ago. To his surprise, he manages.

Prequel to a fic I’m working on that is set in an AU where Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy are all the adopted sons of Emperor Philza of the Antarctic Empire, but still eventually travel to the Dream SMP. All creators mentioned have confirmed they are fine with fanfic based in the series so long as it does not include ships.

two sides of the same coin

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

Me: *sees a post about a Fandom I've only absorbed through Tumblr osmosis*

Also me: *gasp* What is op talking about!?!?! What a gross mischaracterization!!!!

He smiled like nothing happened.

He tried to grow his beard and hair like Qui-gon. He thought it was a good idea.

Please reblog and like so I can get two kittens 🐱🐱 (spam the replies and I’ll follow you ❤️)

You know, we all consider Dream the “villain” of the first Smp war, but like..i’m not really sure about that one?

Everyone is always like “Dream was the villain of the first war cause he was fighting against freedom” but…was he…really? Like? He told Wilbur he couldn’t start a drug cartel. L'manburg was not founded on morally righteous principals. I’m very much in favor of L'manburg now, because, well, it’s changed over time. The main principals behind it, what it means to the people who fought for it…it isn’t just a way to give themselves permission to start a drug cartel anymore, it means more now. That’s why in this current war i’m completely with Tommy. However last time? Idk how Dream was the villain when Wilbur deadass just started a whole war so he could make drugs. 

Dream was just like “No you can’t start a drug cartel on my smp???” and they were like “We’re declaring independence so we can start a drug cartel on our new smp, haha, loopholes!” and Dream was just like “???????? You can’t??? Just claim part of my land???? And ban me from entering??? So you can make drugs?????” AND SOMEHOW DREAM WAS DEEMED THE BAD GUY HERE?

Like imagine someone’s staying in your house and starts a meth lab in your basement, and you tell them they can’t start a meth lab in your house because what the fuck? So they…kick you out of your basement and continue cooking meth because “well it’s our house now, isn’t it?”