We Lost Frederick Today. He Was A 7-year-old Bearded Dragon. The Power Had Gone Out, And Normally, He

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

A what? Also, I don't smoke. I did eat weed jelly beans though. No one told me they were weed until after I finished the entire bag. I passed out right after posting about it.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.

behold

The embodiment of malewife

pose from this diva!!⬇️

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

He started it by BEING weird!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I'm not saying I'm not attracted to my husband! I'm very much attracted to him, that's why I married him. The thing is, I'm not attracted to him because he's a man. I'm attracted to him because of who he is as a person and what he means to me.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.