You Should Totally Post Your Stobotnik Playlist Too. Because. That Would Be Cool.

You are now on my hit list. Count your days.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

Wow, Stanley. Glad to know you always have my back 😑

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Thank you for this, cat that is somehow on Tumblr. The moss will spare you.

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

Robotnik is right. It was rigged. But you know what? Stanley won the Stanley Way. And that is by cheating. We Stoners will recover.

In his heart he will always be the number 1 tumblr sexyman

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.

Is that you ?

I believe this is a great time for a lesson in pronunciation!

A fjord is a long, narrow inlet of the sea, the phonetic spelling of which being "fyôrd".

A ford is a portion of a body of water that is shallow enough to easily walk through, the phonetic spelling of which is "fôrd". This one is also my name.

For simpler pronunciation, fjord is "f-your-d", and Ford is "four-d".

It's a hair type. This isn't a very accurate chart since it doesn't depict all hair types, but this is the only one I currently have.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.