If I Didn't Detest The Both Of You, I'd Say You Two Are Cute Together.

My phone isn't the issue, Tumblr is the issue! Unless that little blue freak is trying to hack my account again.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.

Me and who?

date idea

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

I have 94 tabs open. The majority of those are YouTube videos.

Does anyone want to play a little game?

It's called "how many open tabs do you have on your phone"

I'm gonna start: 393 tabs in chrome...

Most of it are Ao3 tabs and Tumblr Masters-Posts to various intriguing/ interesting AUs

I'm gonna tag someone bc I want to, but anyone feel free to reblog and play along...

or ignore it... @majoringinfanfiction ...?

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

Or, perhaps, the classic BillFiddlesFord solution. Where everyone can be both happy and miserable at the same time.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

... Dipper. Stanley wasn't being an idiot this time. I was wrong.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.