Mina: Hide Me!

Sero: I have some concerns

Kaminari: Take a number

It has come to my attention that Kaminari and Tsuyu grew up together (actually I’ve known this for a while) so some things to consider.

Kaminari’s mom is a hero and busy a lot and his dad probably works so he stays at Tsuyus place a lot

Kaminari and Tsuyu hang out sometimes and no one is sure how they get along.

The only people who know are Bakugou and Midoriya, for very different reasons.

Kaminari helps Tsuyu in social situations where she doesn’t do as well

Tsuyu is fully aware of what angry Kaminari is like and knows when to stay out of his way (Kaminari is the sort of person who seems happy go lucky but is terrifying when he’s mad)

Response to homophobia 2

Homophobe: God hates gays!

Kirishima: *gestures to Bakugou* Then why do men like that exist?

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.

It’s me. I’m the consequences. Count your days because they are numbered.

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

Rude.

“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking

DIE!”

Iida: I have an important announcement

Dekusquad: Yeah?

Iida: I am not romantically attracted to people

Dekusquad, trying to pretend they didn’t know: Oh wow! Good for you for figuring that out!

Tokoyami: Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something-

Iida: It’s October 3rd

Tokoyami: *hissing*

I was scrolling down and saw this. One of the few times I was funny

Iida, on his 5th cup of coffee: Am I woke yet?

Midoriya, crying: That‘s not what that means. You’re going to hurt yourself if you don’t stop.

Uraraka: Honestly tired of the gays making out everywhere. Saw Kaminari and Sero kissing in the lunch room, Kirishima and Bakugou kissing in the hall, Momo and Jirou kissing in the dorms.

Mina: You're just mad because you're single.

Uraraka, crying: Shut up!