Kaminari: God Had No Place For Fools Like Me Yet Here I Am.

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

Ok so I recently started rewatching Winx and I had some ideas for if it were rewritten today in a perfect world

More in depth into the romantic relationships (the romance plots fell a little flat :/) and just the group relationships in general.

leave the girlypop girls supporting girls alone. Don’t make it dark

let Techna, Musa, Aisha, etc be more masc. they were fine early on but got forcible feminized

actually just more gender lines bent than normal.

mixed gender schools. Give me a male fairy who is basically a ken. Give me a specialist girl (possibly Aisha). Male witch whose entire personality is gaslight and gatekeep.

More in depth on trauma, at least a few episodes. I want to see Stella suffering in a divorce, Bloom with imposter syndrome and placelessness, Flora and Techna deal with perfectionism and it’s consequences, let Musa grieve, show Aisha’s nightmares about what happened to her friends. More trauma show. Even if there are “fixes” later on show me the consequences.

dont whitewash the characters. It happens a lot in later seasons.

I’m sure I’ll think of more stuff that was good or needed fixing, but feel free to add your own ideas/headcannons of shows you would want rewritten but good.

Iida: I'm sorry Midoriya, that's a point on the bad decision board.

Kaminari: I'M STILL WINNING!!

Kirishima tackling Bakugou: NOT FOR LONG!

Bakugo: People need to stop trying to be my friend before I release the wrath of god upon you all.

Kirishima, hugging him: Sure you will.

Prank war continues

Kaminari: If I hear another song that has to do with electricity I will commit arson

Sero: Mina’s vengeance?

Kaminari: Yes. I now have a new prank to plan.

Iida: The dekusquad are expected to have the highest of grades. Anything below a B is failing.

Sero: That’s nice. If Mina and Kaminari pass we go out for ice cream to celebrate.

Mina: Dumbest thing you did as a child, go.

Kaminari: Killed a man!

Mina: w-what?

Kaminari: Humans are sensitive to electricity alright? That's why I don't use full voltage when the electricity won't spread out.

Mina: -kinda like Dracula

Kaminari: Saw that movie.

Midoriya: Read that book.

(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)

Iida: Is it too much to ask for peace and quiet?

Class 1a: Yes

Love writing an absolute war crime of a fanfic. I did zero research outside of the one Special Interest aspect of this fic. I am purposefully mischaracterizing your fave to have a plot. I have entirely disregarded canon. The best part? I don’t care if anyone likes it because I’m only writing it to get the words to exit my brain.