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When my makeup skills get to this level, it will be over for you bitches 😈

I got exposed 🤣💀 but it’s true though as a Taurus moon, if you break my trust you never get it back 🤷🏾‍♀️

— sexual astro series:

how to catch a player 101🐍

part I of II

master-list II for posts from sexual astro series🤎

quick fyi before we get into this post luv🥳everything is purely from my observations as well as some minor research. please don't take it to heart and have fun with this! ily guys🤎 enjoy!

Rule one:

lullaby of the Moon 🌙

So you have chosen this path. Alright. Whether or not you're serious or seriously bored or just need to read something to get your mind off things, I hope you're ready. Seduction is not just science but also an art. The only thing matters here is whether or not you're willing to go all in.

Human are emotional by nature. And that is exactly why we should always poke where it hurts the most.

Their inner core. Their Moon sign.

Lets have some fun exposing people shall we😋

Moon in Aries seek for strong, independent and bold partners. They secretly like it when someone's a little bossy and mature. So you give it to them. They like it when someone can reciprocate their fire, but not all the time, inconsistent attention is the way to go, but remember timing is essential.

Moon in Taurus adores affluent people, people with class and are good both in bed and in work😌 Bonus points if you spoil them and know how to spoil yourself right. Take them to nice restaurants or quickly give them a sense of stability and foundation. Don't lie to them or lose their trust, when its gone its never coming back.

Moon in Gemini loves people who's extra talkative with them and perhaps them only. They love people who are smart and can hold a proper convo. Not the biggest fans of superficial promises, show them you care and you're willing to grow and learn with them everyday.

Ah my little Cancer Moon. The og mommy issues. Now here's what you're gonna do. Cry to them. And thats it. Cancer moons love people who are ambitious but have a secret emotional side to them. People who are hard on the outside soft on the inside pretty much. You sharing your inner feels is the best way to get to them, make sure they know they're the first one you go to.

Moon in Leo are hilarious to talk about. They keep saying they don't have a type but let's be real, who are the fooling?😉 They like their partners to come from a good place in life or a good family. So talk to them about all of your values and beliefs and goals. Show them you have plenty of classes and are not just another pretty face. They like to be proud of their partner so you need to get your shit together. Now.

I'm not gonna lie Virgo Moon is a tough one to crack lol But I finally cracked their code. These people either like people who 1. will save them or 2. need to be saved by them. Yup. You heard it right. If its the former, they absolutely love people who are neat and responsible like literally they get turned on by the other's caring nature. Or if its the latter, they like chaotic people point blank. People who let them micro-manage everything in their life will get to them. Oh you have a daddy issues and borderline sociopath tendencies? Come thru, your Virgo Moons will meet you now. Its hard to tell one from another so do your research closely before starting your plan. Don't just randomly lay infront of them and choke yourself they'll just take a step back and go the other way LMFAO.

Libra Moon like pretty people who are socially active and are relevant. I can't stress this enough. Make sure you're relevant before shooting your shot with these baddies. Jk but not really. They can be hella superficial at first but hey what do you expect from children of Venus? For some reason they need you to match their aesthetics too. Will never date someone that doesn't compliment them tbh. So go change and lie down looking pretty, they'll come eventually.

Moon in Scorpio like people who are hella secured in life financially and loveeee peoppe who are not afraid to be upfront with their sexuality. They also love people who are brave enough to be vulnerable with them. A very soft spot for emotionally intelligent people. So you gotta one up them boo. Scorpio Moons will like it when they see that you can match their energy;)

Sagittarius Moon is a simp for educated people who are a lil opinionated and wild. The kind of people they like are usually very sarcastic and proud. Sagittarius Moon love the fact that they can have fun and be themselves around these people. If you're up-to-date with current affairs + very cultured + can play sport or something then its a big yes from them. Turn off Netflix and tune in on your local news channel now😉

Moon in Capricorn likes emotionally mature people. Point blank. Jk but they're usually very into eccentric people who tend to be very unique and compassionate. Humility is hot to them and they loooooove to be someone's forever. Also they want shits to last so they will try so assure them you're also trying or they'll leave asap before getting hurt😴

Aquarius Moon is usually into out-going and clever people. They think knowledge is soooo hot and bonus points if they can take a joke. They're into people who are social butterflies and are dare to have BIG dreams. So take them stargazing or something and somewhere there will only be the two of you. Secretly likes attention tho so take that in and give them the right amount of affection!!

Wanna get a Pisces Moon? Talk to them and be chill but never let them get too close. Also try not to smile too much. Their friendly ass will get hella confused and be like 😀is my charm not working😀 Remember, poke where it hurts. Basically become a social outcast with narcissistic tendencies and they'll be on their knees.

Rule two:

tale of Venus 🕊

All fun and game but at the end, emotions will never enough. Most players will never let emotions chain them down. You have to have something that they think they want.

The tale of Venus, sensuality and desires.

The planet is in control of our senses of touch, smell, and taste, as well as who, what, and how we want to be touched, as well as what makes or stimulates us sensually.

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Venus in the first loves it when you can kiss them like you mean it. They think being a good kisser is truly important and would highkey get turned off FAST if you're a bad one:) Lots and lots of foreplay!! You didn't hear this from me tho<3

Venus in the second's neck is so sensitive LMFAO. Try licking their neck or sucking on it as well as participating in a lot of kissing as they reach climax >>

Venus in the third hmmm. Keep talking dirty to them. Bite their ears as you let out a break and watch them SHIVER😋 Also keeps a good convo flow during the deeds is not a bad idea btw😀👍🏼

Venus in the fourth. touch.their.chest. I mean it. Whether or not they're a male of female, their chest is always the way to go. Also cooking date is fun and having sex right afterwards is even more fun.

Venus in the fifth would be on their knees if you spoil them. Their upper back is very sensitive so pay extra attention there! Also take them out to do something fun and fyi, they don't mind a lil public adventure 😋

Venus in the sixth has the most sensitive stomach EVER. Kiss down their abs while making eyecontact with them and watch them fall in love with you lol.

Venus in the seventh HAHAHAHA. The lower back is the way to go but make sure the romantic factor is always present!!!! Remember, lower back, just right above their fat <3

Venus in the eighth....... Hate sex. Jk but not really👍🏼 They like a lot of oral and passion must always be present. Tell them, show them or do anything to let them know you're passionate about them:) Also sex on top a pile of money sounds fun.

Venus in the ninth? Slap their ass. I'm joking but their buttocks are usually so sooooo sensitive and they get aroused fast if you know what you're doing;) Also tells them interesting stuff and ask interesting questions on your date! They love originality:)

Venus in the tenth is just a lot of BDSM LMFAOOOOO. Like the power play must be present. One partner is always clearly more submissive when it comes to sex with these people🐍 Also switch it up and be bossy with them, they'll be very intrigued lol

Venus in the eleventh likes it when you want to understand them. They appreciate it A LOT if you're extra attentive during sex and afterwards can still be homies later LMFAOOO

Venus in the twelfth is literally just venus in the tenth with extra kissing. Lowkey are freaks though like they need their partners to be vocal and responsibe!! Let them know they're doing a good job<3

Rule three:

the age of Mars🍷

You now move on to stage three. Mars is the planet of war, hostility, drive, assertion, energy, power, our sexuality, and our sex drive. Mars is the planet that reflects how we communicate our emotional natures and how we get what we want. Mars is also associated with motivation, capacity, and independence. Understanding one's mars is understanding how they relieve tensions and their primal desires.

So what is it that Mars want?

Mars in Aries don't joke around. These people want you to love them for who they are, for all that is raging inside of them. They're asking the same from you, with Aries Mars, they demand you to be naked infront of them. They want to see you for who you are. Risk takers and love freedom than anything else. Take it slow with them when it comes to commitment but assure them your loyalty. If you're not a challenge, they probably don't want in. Instead, make yourself a prize. Tempt them. Seduce them.

Taurus Mars notices the smallest thing about you. From the perfume you use to the way you look standing still. Truest people of manners. They are socially smart individuals while being very very stubborn. The key here is show them you cam offer them all the comfort they need. Possessive and very sensual. Be wary if you want to make them jealous, this may backfire or work in your favour depending on what you're doing.

With Gemini Mars you have to make them wait if you want it to last. These people are real charmers and have a way with words that make others blush. Very into quickies and oral, they won't hesitate to go down on you on a public washroom or so. But to make them stay, it takes more than a pretty face. Usually very sweet and casual, these people are curious by nature so mystery will forever intrigue them. Keep them coming.

Cancer Mars is not roses and vanilla. They're similar to Taurus Mars in terms of noticing the small thing, but they're also hard to please. They have high standards most of the time and tend to let you in only when they deem the time is right, which could be months and months. So for starter, be vulnerable with them. Make promises you can keep and make sure they know you appreciate them.

Mars in Leo will want you to know you're not the only option. Jealousy to them is like a drug and they consider it as the biggest compliment. Secretly very romantic and have a thing for power play, a lil childish charm never hurts anyone. With them you better make them think. Make them question certain things and take good care of them. Overtime they will want more and unconsciously grow so used to you:)

Virgo Mars will want to please you if you like them. With these people, be flirty but honest. You can play all the mind game you want but there must be feelings here and there. They're not idiots, they're well aware of their kindness and humility. Thats why they're picky who get to see this side of them. A lot of Virgo Mars are secret freaks. So best believe you'll never be bored with them:)

Libra Mars know they're hot and they take pride in it. They're sensual lovers with a lot of layers deep down. They tend to be very into adventurous people, people who are bold and daring. Since these people balance them out. With them you must make sure to understand their hidden messages. Be direct with them but always stay playful so your relationship don't lose the spark they crave.

To crack a Scorpio Mars open is to take in all of their pain and hidden needs. These people want someone to accept them and to shelter and nurture them. They don't mind a lil arguments here and there. Differences after all is hot. Be as honest with them as possible and don't do petty shits cause they will know. Theres no trick they haven't done in the book. Allow them to take you on your wildest drive.

Don't be with a Sagittarius Mars if you can't take a joke. They're humorous people but also very ambitious. Similar to Capricorn Mars yet they are way more fiery and careless when younger. To chain these players down, you must show loyalty and readiness. Once they saw that you lack what they need, they will leave without thinking twice.

Make fun of Capricorn Mars and watch them drag you to hell bare handed. They're og old money, sex on dollar bills kinda people. Career oriented, they place a heavy emphasis on their success and would like you to have your own dreams too. They want someone to join them and build a stable home. With them, be soft but also be hard. Be the shoulder they can lean on when things are hard. They will show you they adore you when they tell you you are one of their responsibilities.

Aquarius Mars is always a fun time. Unique and special in every way. They're loners at their core and would appreciate it if you can give them space here and there. With them you gotta keep playing hard to get. Be sarcastic but fun and daring. Don't be too rigid when it comes to these people!

Pisces Mars players will lure you in by telling you how much you mean to them and how they need you to live. To win them over, you gotta one up them always. Never fully give in and always hold back a part of yourself, this will always keep them coming back for more. They secretly love changing others minds:)

(To be continued)

— In the next part I'll be discussing in details on how to utilize your synastryand your own chart to your benefit as well as placements thats usually seen as promiscuous and i'll discuss these myths🤎

Remember, you should read these with precautions and never overuse it as it takes waaaay more than one's astrology to fall in love. You're supposed to learn things about the other person by yourself and get to know them from that perspective, however, when you're in a comfortable place using astrology as a telescope to recognize the dynamic of your relationship is a fun way to further understand certain patterns. I'm an astrologer, not a psychologist or a fortune teller, so follow your heart and make the most out of life. Live life to the fullest and have the most fun you can:) This was an exciting post to make, I love you guys🤎

love,

saint jenx🪐

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spicier astro placements &

their culture 🤎🪴🤎

(part 2)

part 1 of the astro culture vol II here

astro culture vol I — 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5

🪴 fixed placements culture is randomly asking your friends if they would help you dispose a body and you say it in a dead serious face like-😀??? like uh ok i guess i'll drive nancy pick up the recycling bags💀 loyalty >

🪴 jupiter in the first culture is talking about a traumatic experience like its nothing like "LOL ya so i my mom told me to lie to my dad and i practically helped her cheated on him LMFAO why are u crying its okay it was lowkey funny though i'm okay now hahahhahaha". are u? are u really amanda😄?

🪴 double earth sun and moon culture is being soft as fuck but no one shall know what. also will forever be idolized by others tbh

🪴 water venus houses culture is looking at someone dead straight in eyes and told them you love them and expect them to say it back immediately. ma'am you met them a month ago.

🪴 pisces placements culture is cleaning your room and finding your old diaries and as you read it you realize how it was a good idea for you to go to therapy loves💕

🪴 mercury - lilith culture is waiting for the other person to finish going off on you and mentally drafting up a 50 pages long speech thats about how you will royally ruin their lives<3

🪴 aries placements culture is telling that one guy at the party you go to like "bro its your business i don't really care but i think your girl is fucking someone upstairs in the room next to the washroom anyways have a good night"

🪴 libra mars culture is overworking yourself every week and literally look crusty af but still somehow magically go on a reset every friday and just show up to places looking like a flawless mf sex god.

🪴 7th house stellium culture is lowkey being hella aggressive and brutal af to your closed friends watch you publicly humiliated them but highkey can't ever be mean to literally ANYONE else🥲

🪴 leo placements culture is highkey being VERY nostalgic people like you care so much about values and traditions don't lie;)

🪴 mutable culture is NEVER EVER being able to stay on one topic for more than 2 minutes your attention span is shorter than your ex d🥰jk

🪴 gemini mercury culture is crying for one hour and then realized what you just did so you just start to look at yourself in the mirror like oh my god i can actually mf cry?💀💀

🪴 aries moon culture is highkey being indecisive af💀 don't @ me i know you are

🪴 libra mercury culture is being the middle ground ALWAYS when it comes to small irrelevant things but when it comes to your own stuff you know you're a hypocrite like i don't even have to try to change your mind just watch them yelling at their s/o for an hour☺️

🪴 mercury-MC culture is not knowing what is it that u want to do 100% cause for you everything comes so naturally 🙏🏼

🪴 taurus moon culture is actually vibing so well with sagittarius moon??? like surprisingly well tbh y'all make the bestest of friends not gonna lie. one is a closet crackhead while the other is mentally in mars🥳

🪴 taurus rising culture is HATING it when people discuss your relationship like why do you care so much about who i'm fucking? mind your own business dawg🥰

🪴 libra placements culture is not sure which vibes you wanna do today. hm should i do 2000s ratchet baggy boyfriend's hoodie look or barbie dream house? 😀

🪴 gemini placements with libra risings culture is being the most lowkey people alive and you're highkey done with people thinking you're the "stereotypical" geminis💀

🪴 scorpio placements culture is lowkey psychic. like everything they say would lowkey become true its kinda scary

🪴 taurus venus culture is asking your friend "bro should i consider becoming a sugar baby you know how practically you don't have to sleep with them right"

🪴 taurus venus culture is either just fucking with you for the sake of their ego or literally simping so so hard

🪴 aries moon culture is looking at your friend dead in the eyes and says " bro idk if i can ever love anyone more than myself " and proceed to fall madly in love w a crackhead.

🪴 leo venus culture is being fiercely protective of your friends like instead of giving them a hug and a shoulder to cry on you're just going off like TELL ME JESSICA WHO TOUCHED YOU STOP CRYING TELL ME WHO WHO WHO. literally get urself a leo venus rn loves.

🪴 taurus rising culture is literally having mild ocd but appears as the sweetest person ever, y'all are hella lovable istg

🪴 libra rising culture is literally exuding motherly vibessssss💀 is that why y'all are so careful w who you let in?

🪴 capricorn mars culture is telling peope ".... and thats why if i don't succeed professionally, i can never face myself in the mirror again"

🪴 air venus culture is laughing when people told you you're so emotionless like dawg what do you want me to do i drained all of em by investing them in my toxic ex😐

🪴 venus in the 3rd house culture is giving everyone relationships advice but cant get into one urself❤️

🪴 mars in 3rd house culture is rarely getting mad but when you do its bad bad omg someone calls 911 they might just burn down a building ngl

🪴 air mercury culture is literally your partner having to kiss you so you would shut up💀 stop talking for once loves

🪴 jupiter dominant culture is having an angel face and a heart darker than charcoal bro they be calculating af y'all literally push them to the end like they HAD to force themselves to stop trusting people too much. come here ily

🪴 venus in 12th house culture is having a literal imagined wedding with your idol in your dreams 24/7

🪴 aries rising culture is exuding boss bitch energy, exude hella good vibes but if you start to become all mean and weird they'll reciprocate in no time

🪴 lilith in the 5fth house culture is being SO FLIRTY but never let anyone hit fr people just gotta understand boundaries yk🤠😉 you go queens

🪴 lilith in the 3rd culture is charming your pants OFF but literally detach with the matter of seconds.

🪴 scorpio moon culture is generally having one of the worst resting bitch face on earth but the second they smile the whole world lights up:)

🪴 cancer moon culture is slamming the door at s/o face as you leave the room and scream "Go to hell" before dramatically exiting and literally an hour later texting them "hey wyd"

🪴 libra moon culture is lowkey control issues. y'all make people do things for you without them realizing they're complying i-💀

🪴 sagittarius rising culture is asking your local astrologer smth along the line like 😀cut the bs, tell me if i'm gonna be a millionaire pls can you look at my chart

🪴 pisces moon culture is saying no to drug and dying just a lil big inside. change my mind i never met one without slightly addictive tendencies or not highly experimental 🥳

🪴 libra placements culture is literally contemplating on how you dumbed it down so well people let down their guards so fast but they don't know that you saw everything 💀

🪴 10th house placements culture is asking people something along the line of "wdym you have no passion? so you're telling me you just want a normal life? why tho?💀"

🪴 virgo mars culture is being very big on gift gifting:") they know you so sooooo well

🪴 sagittarius venus culture is telling people how you can't fw partners who are too dominant like there has to be a certain level of introversion istg

🪴 sagittarius rising culture is highkey hella ambitiouss. the type of people that others tend to underestimate but you shouldn't think low of jupiter children boo everything be working out without them having to sweat their asses off

🪴 uranus in 4th house culture is literally start to get panicked when things are too easy like wheres the red flag?

🪴 cancer placements culture is having a minor panic attack everytime you get nostalgic about embrassing stuff in the past stop it💀

🪴 11th house placements culture is telling people how you respect everyones opinions but you know at the end of the day you aint changing your mind

🪴 6th house placements culture is being in LA but function in Asia Pacific Time like wtf y'all 💀

🪴 cancer rising culture is looking hella photogenic its like the camera wants to have your babies omg, also very good genes in the family smartasses😌

🪴 capricorn moon culture is overthinking and then becoming cynical af but sometimes you don't even realize you are like you're just "keeping it real." like no sarah. he texted you because he likes you not because he wants something from you 💀

🪴 virgo placements culture is feelings happy af when someone told you that they don't usually open up but with you it's different:)

🪴 capricorn moon culture is *chefs kiss* amazing self-awareness and fluctuating between extreme self hatred or immense ego never in between💀

🪴 mars in 10th house culture is telling someone "respectfully, i think you're wrong can you shut up for a second thank you" and thinks that you're just being straightforward i- HAHAHAHAHAH

🪴 aquarius moon culture is lowkey needing a lot of words of affirmation tho. like tell em if you appreciate them y'all its been hard

🪴 fire venus culture is always needing the "spark" in the relationship. the "magic element". deadass i swear to god if you don't sweep me off my feet with roses and chocolate right now boy, i'm heading out💀

🪴 gemini placements culture is literally getting into astrology because they told you that some gemini placements might suggest having ADHD tendencies and thats when you start believing DONT LIE

🪴 7th house stellium culture is deep thinking about how you should phrase that one idea into something they can't use against you hmmmm what can it be

🪴 pisces placements culture is telling you friend when they're being rational smth like "bro i'm at a bad place rn can you just hype me up instead of making sense thank you"

🪴 libra placements culture is CRYING a waterfall when you're drunk and still look pretty as fuck like how?? how does that work what in the witchcraft

🪴 venus in the 10th house is being so rational when they shouldn't be??😀 actually are hella forgiving, more than you'd like to think tbh

🪴 leo and aries placements culture is teaching your friends how to let out emotions like "ok so my emotional outlet is just screaming and throwing shits around. first, you pick up the nearest thing around you..." 💀

🪴 venus-mars aspects culture is having the utmost potential to hoe around but you end up falling in love with all of em bye💀💀💀

🪴 mercury placements culture is being so organized deep down but also a hot mess. the type to show up to their driving test but thinks they're gonna be provided a car istg💀

🪴 mercury in the 9th house culture is being original af??? they love educated people too like omg you like to write poems? marry me rn

🪴 mercury-venus culture is falling in love with the hot nerds in their basement coding and investing in stocks instead of partying🥰

🪴 aries/capricorn placements culture is screaming at your s/o "how could you forget that? its like you don't listen how could you forget what my favourite colour is???

🪴 cancer moon culture is POSSESIVE possesive literally textbook possesive but your pride be too big to show it😌

🪴 pisces placements culture is falling for sense of humour.

🪴 leo moon culture is actually so forgiving?? lol if you know what to say they will eventually stop holding grudges and let you out tbh

🪴 libra placements culture is generally being super private abt their relationship at the start tho.. literally only starting to open up once they think its legit fr

🪴 double fire sun and moon cultire is your ride or die. will go to the moon and back for u😋

🪴 earth in the 2H culture is literally putting so much effort into securing the bag omg financial stability >

🪴 earth moons culture is lowkey wanting to settle down eventually and have a family tho🥺

Ahhh this one i wrote in 2 whole days and it was so fun writing this BAHAHAHA, i hope you guys like this babies<3 also, gimme a OWA OWA IN THE COMMENT⚠️🥳🥳

love,

saint jenx🪐

No one asked but here’s my birth chart 🤪

☀️Virgo sun in 5th house

Taurus rising

🌙Taurus moon in 12th house

♍️Virgo mercury in 5th house

♍️Virgo Venus in 6th house

♓️Pisces mars in 11th house

♍️Virgo jupiter in 5th house

♋️Cancer saturn in 3rd house

♓️Pisces Uranus in 11th house

♒️Aquarius Neptune in the 10th house

♐️Sagittarius Pluto in 7th house

The last episode FUCKED ME UP but this is beautiful 💕

euphoria as anime ✨