Welp, Time To Explain How I Adopted The God With A Seven Year Old Mind.

draw the Collector telling that you are basically his mother now. do it-

Collector: You’re my mom now!!

Sammy/Me: Yeah, sure, I’m good with that. And I don’t honestly have a choice, since you’re a god-

Also, sorry for the later post, I had a sleepover, lmao, but yeah, fun times—

I can’t find my earbud charging case. And it’s a bitch to find anyways, but I’m getting angy with it. I’ve searched my whole room for it by now. I literally had it earlier.

THEY’RE GROWING-

IN BITH STRENGTH AND HEIGHT-

TALL PEOPLE BE AFRAID—

i am short, i an 4'11 😭

get on my shoulders, we gonna make you tall

Update of this, I might have Covid as well. This sucks horribly-

So, uh, my mother got Covid.

I wasn’t expecting that at all but yeah, she has it. Let’s hope it goes by very quickly.

My F/O List

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•Venti (Tag used: May the Wind Guide us)

•Zhongli (Tag Used: Ice and Rock)

•Signora (Tag Used: Fiery Passion 🔥)

•Albedo (Tag Used: Dragonspine Love💙🤍)

•Xiao (Tag Used: My Dear Protector 💚)

• Tartaglia/Childe (Tag Used: Okay, Whale Boi 🐳)

•Nagito Komadea (Tag Used: Luckiest Hope🍀)

•Yuji Itadori (Tag Used: Cursed Together)

•Yandere-Yun (Tag Used: Dangerously Obsessed 🖤)

•Satan (Obey Me) (Tag Used: Book Lovers💚)

•Leviathan (Obey Me) (Tag Uses: Anime Forever ❤️)

•Saeyoung/707 (Tag Used: Hacked Heart ❤️❤️) (Feel Uncomfy with Sharing)

•Vyn (Tag Used: Psychological Love 💕)

• Scaramouche (Tag Used: The Exception 💜)

• Azul Ashengrotto (Tag used: Poor Unfortunate Souls 🐙)

• Sebek Zigvolt (Tag used: Shocking Duo ⚡️

•Shadow the Hedgehog (Tag Used: Love Again ❤️‍🩹)

Spencer Reid (Tag Used: Different 📚)(Feel Uncomfy Sharing)

•Zack Foster (Tag Used: Psychopath and the Sweet 💀)

•Ciel Phantomhive (Tag Used: Guard Dog and the Butterfly)

•Sundrop/Moondrop (Tag used: Love Eclipse ☀️🌙)

•Hunter (Owl House) (Tag used: Help me Heal ❤️‍🩹)

Ryuji Sakamoto (Tag Used: Heart’s Treasure 💛)

Karma Akabane (Tag Used: Assassin’s Heart)

Sasuke Uchiha (Tag Used: Walls Broken)

Sun Wukong LMK (Tag Used: Loved you like the Sun ☀️)

Rin Okumura (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.) (Not comfy Sharing)

Death the Kid (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

N Harmonia (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when Known)

Malleus Draconia (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

Nightmare Sans (Passive and corruptive) (Tag used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

Monika (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Kisshu (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ryunosuke Akutagawa (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Madoka Kaname (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Hinata Shoyo (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Asta (Black Clover) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Bakugo Katsuki (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ayato Sakamaki (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Shu Sakamaki (Tag Used: Tag.Exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Ruki Mukami (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Kazuto Kirigaya (Kirito) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Gray Fullbuster (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Subaru Akehoshi (Ensemble Stars!) (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Yugi Mutou (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known.)

Yamato Ishida “Matt” (Tag Used: Tag.exe has yet to be found, will update when known)

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Platonic f/o

•Kazuha (A wonderful friend who gives way too good of advice-)

•Jaehee (Older sister)

•Gojo Satori (Father-)

•Zen (Friends but the type of friends who tease the hell out of each other)

• Hajime Hinata (Frieeeend—)

• Bennett (Younger Brother)

• The Collector (Adopted kid)

• Vil Schoenheit (Older Brother)

• Dire Crowley (Father)

• Gyutaro + Daki (Older Siblings)

• Anya Forger (Younger sister)

• Rui (Kimetsu No Yaiba) (Younger Brother)

• Shura Kirigakure (Older sister/Mother figure)

•Loid Forger (Older Brother)

• Franken Stein (Soul Eater) (Father)

I have joined-

@ph4nt0mzgr4v3y4rd-0f-s3lfsh1ps @percyshipz @eelussy-enthusiast @oc-x-cannon-on-main @terrence-self-ships + anyone else (No pressure ^^)

Picrew time!

This one is actually pretty accurate to what I look like.

Hey, so. I joined Art Fight.

That’s fun.

If you would like to draw my character(s) (working on another one at the moment), I wouldn’t mind it

Link: https://artfight.net/~UltiHope213

artfight.net

Art Fight

An art trading game

Hnnnnn-

Tis the time of night where I say goodnight to people of this platform-

So here, take my parting gift to you all of my wonderful child, the Collector.

…..Depends on who you’re asking about-

Venti, he will say all of these, happily

Shadow, I’d be lucky if I get one

So yeah, really depends-

does your f/o say "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" to wake you up? do they say "no more mr nice guy" when they get angry? do they say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" after doing something easy? do they say "pretty please with a cherry on top" when they ask for something???????

SAGAU Imposter AU but the higher the character friendship level, the easier it is for them to recognize you as the divine god without having to see your golden blood.

So following the typical SAGAU plot, who and how will your characters help you? I'll start!

Mondstadt

I'm doomed at Mondstadt considering Klee is my highest at friendship level 9. No one would probably take her seriously? But maybe she can convince Albedo (as a non-albedo haver) to hear me out first, he's pretty perceptive.

If Albedo can't help then Barbara (f.level 8) might just help me escape. She can probably convince Jean (f.level 2) to not kill me and just exile me from the city?

I like to believe that Fischl and Bennett could also help me enter Liyue (both f.level 7) as adventurers but they're probably doubting themselves, but not enough to kill me

Liyue

Liyue is definitely the safest place for me to go to. I have both Ningguang and Keqing at friendship level 10! Both big authority figures.

Although it would be hard to meet them immediately, I could probably reach out to Chongyun and Hutao first (both f.level 10 too).

Sad to say it could take a while to convince Zhongli, he just came home at f.level 1, and we all know how dangerous he can be in cult!au

It'll be even worse if he orders Xiao, as a non-Xiao haver. So I really have to reach the Qixing before the yaksha catches me.

Inazuma

An even more difficult place. My highest would be Sayu at f.level 3 and it would be hard to meet the sleepy ninja in the first place.

Thoma and Itto might just take pity (both f.lvl 2) and turn a blind eye though.

Otherwise, I'm dead in Inazuma

Tagging a few SAGAU writers to know their thoughts. This is open for anyone though and I would love to read everyone's sagau experience! don't think it's a relatively new concept! I just rly like how this gives us all a unique sagau experience based on our own efforts at being their friend! @dewdrop-writes @neetra @saryneid @chocoenvy