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a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony transformation hypnosis tapes

that’s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it

they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, “feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie’s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie”

all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like “wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity”

the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they’d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever

anyway, i’m just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot

For all Sherlock fans I present you…this. I have no regrets.

I've been unconscious so many times its ridiculous

first aid class was lit

CM x Psych

I GOT A FRICKEN CONCUSSION

Happiness Will Come To You.

Bruce: Tony we need Ste-

Tony, actively yeeting himself 27464849595 miles away from earth: this isn’t sad at all FRIDAY play We Don’t Talk Anymore

So it's revealed that the big bad of WANDAVISION is depression and crippling anxiety.

Marvel, I understand you want me to go to therapy. You didn't have to make this to tell me.

EVERYONE GET UP VELMA IS FINALLY CANON CANON IN THE MOVIES LETS GOOO