Into The Woods

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags.

My mom doesn't like Tony so thank all of you. Now I can show her this

People really making posts about Thor hating Tony when we all know Thor is literally incapable of disliking anyone smh

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

What gives me a small bit of faith about all of this is someone must have risked everything to leak that draft. This SCOTUS leak is in no way just a coincidence. That must of been crazy hard to pull off and someone leaked that information knowing the damage a decision like that will make in America. They really gave us a warning and a last ditch effort to rally people against what’s coming. Protests are already swelling across America as scotus is trying to recover. I’ve been spending all day in this horrible angry and depressed fog of what’s happening right now and yet it brings me even the smallest bit of joy to know that someone on the inside risked everything to do that history-making “FUCK YOU” to the conservatives

trying to prove a point to my parents

like if you think there are only 2 genders

reblog if you think there are more than 2 genders

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + soundtrack.

Peter: Ugh i need pizza

Tony: I know a great pizza place

Tony: [Takes peter to Rome]

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career