Really, But I Thought The UA Traitor Was Kirishima?

this will keep me fed for atleast a week, thanks @empresskylo

hi, i just imagined simon, all big and scary, head to toe in black. but cut the cameras down a little and you’re clutching his bicep, hanging off his arm with a big grin on your face like the pretty little thing that you are. in a tight little pink dress that he can’t stop admiring. the complete opposite of him in every way.

you don’t tell him, but your feet are killing you. ofc simon notices even though you try to pretend like you’re fine—complaining about your heels just seems so silly. but he’s scooping you up into his arms, his face stoic and grumpy, but he doesn’t mind. nope, and he’s even got your heels hanging from his fingers as he carries you back to his apartment.

he loves his hyper feminine girlfriend, loves that your feet hurt from your obnoxious heels, loves your tight pink dress, loves your sweet perfume, loves your long sparkly nails, loves your big goofy grin. and he loves how you look next to him—he stands there all brooding, in all black, hood pulled on, frowning, but his calloused hand is laced with yours, so soft and girly beside him, smiling up at him like he walks on water. you two definitely draw strangers attention when you stroll down the street.

another banger!

Despite how annoying he is, I think Soap is way too comfortable with being well liked. He’s a likable guy! He’s funny! He’s so cute and charming!

If you joined up with the 141 and didn’t necessarily like him, he’d become obsessed with that.

It’s not that you dislike him. He’s fine. And you work together well in the field. But you just don’t take to him the way he’s used to. Months in and you’re still polite. Not cold, but professional, respectful.

He feels like there must be a reason you don’t like him, right? And once he knows, he’ll do something to make it so you do like him. It’s not optional.

obsessed ex simon riley!

here you were in a shared taxi after days of insomnia rethinking you life decisions the clogged the little brain of yours or as simon suggested and again you were thinking of him , you're beloved boyfr ex.

this heartthrob of a guy had eating up every thought , every moment , every spec of a second that you got. Even though he wasn't in your life anymore you never really got over him.you don't know what's going on in his life, he probably moved on. A pretty guy like him always has some backup.

What you didn't know was how much he loved you, how much he need your pretty cunt wrapped around him. You simply didn't understand how much you meant to him because you never got to see yourself from his eyes. for him, you were the first sunlight after the storm, the blooming lotus in a pool of mud, a beauty like yours is divinity that he didnt even know he was allowed to see. and the stupid question 'How much he cared for you' so much that he's even resort to kill.

How he had been watching you get ready for your date this night secretly hoping you'd come to him instead . But it really doesn't matter to him .No matter what you do you will always be his and he will do anything for you. And how pretty you will look smothered in blood .

Gojo HEADCANONS

when you make him JEALOUS

Gojo satoru :

- dates with him are very rare and expensive cause he is busy

- now if he finds you not paying your whole attention on him

- he will grip on your waist and be like " oh you know they have a boyfriend"

- the night goes by and you two are finished eating dinner

- he takes you to his house and RAILS you he makes sure to press you so hard that the next week you cant walk ,

- now the whole neighborhood know his name who you belong to

a/n : hi its been a while and we crossed 10 followers . i didn't post anything because i was busy with some exams i have 3 more but i will try to stay relevant on tumblr . i will write a nanami one too. good morning / afternoon / evening / night

jjk incorrect

yuji to nobara : car - i - bon - ara

nobara : car - i - bon - ara

nobara to yuji : carbonara

yuji *happily dancing*

nobara to gojo : car - i - bon - ara

gojo to nobara : tony montana ???

nobara to gojo : car - i - bon - ara

gojo : lachimolala

nobara *getting frustrated * : car - bo - na - ra

gojo : la - ch - mo - la - la

gojo to megumi : la chi mo la la

megumi : car - bo - na - ra

yuji nobara nanami :

can i please use this to write a ff??? PLEASE

Please don't go to a place where I can't follow. Please don't ever empty your place in my heart.

Jason and Medea

Stand your ground, lover. Do not be afraid to speak up. So many times your thoughts and feelings have been suppressed, you feel as if your microphone has been left off and the band has already started to play. Do not let the world suppress your voice. Stand on the mountain and shout, child! Shout! You have so many thoughts, so many ideas, the world could be so much better if you could only get your hands on it!

I made another quiz!

Which Pair of Lovers in Greek Mythology are You?

bro got into jail for a copied reddit joke like- 💀💀💀😭😭😭

ok let get one thing straight the "case" on ranveer allhabadhia is so CRAZY like bro wtf? you dont care about poverty in your country , you dont care about AQI, you dont care about r@pe case you dont care about divorce-alimony suicide cases but you care about a man who's obsessed with yeti make a joke about s3x, mother, father in the same line, like actively trying to cancel him??? INSANE

Yandere Gojo

headcanons / drabble idk what to call it

the part two

u were a pretty boy / girl yes you are studying in college under medical science , had a pretty boyfriend and running a bakery. lately you were getting vey strange messages and letters .

It was a normal day you were running a bakery it was at the last store end at the street , rarely any customer come to the store but there was this guy with white hair , wearing a eyepatch and a mask, he was regular customer .

he came into the store wearing the same outfit , greeted u with a "hello beautiful , how are you doin' " you greeted back with a " good morning Mr. no face " "what do you want to order " the guy answered " oh darling u know what i want " he wants you gurl he then proceeds to laugh {a creepy one } .

It was the mochi with vanilla icing on top with some chocolate Crips with matcha coting on top with mango with chocolate filing . your favorite , u some time creeped out by him because he orders were always so specific and detailed with your favorite foods

you gave up your thoughts and started packing his mochis . he left after some time of chatting . some customers came took their orders and and left it was pretty late , u checked the time and made your way out to your dorm

yet u were here again with a letter written in blood and a elegant rose . throwing the letter away u decided to take a shower and eat some food

while showering : u get into your shower with on clothes on and u start thinking about the white haired guy and his creepy laugh , after some time u decide to come out of shower and dry yourself . while drying somehow u felt like some one was there in your dorm except you .

a/n : hi birdies i am posting this at a request , part two will be out soon . stay safe stay hydrated .

sub Tamaki

sub tamaki who love dick slaps and you love the way he squirms under your touch

as much as it hurts , he actually is a fucking whore for overstimulation

the vibrator and your kitten lick on his tip its just so good he can't fucking explain it

the cuffs on his hands just make him needy but its fulfilled when you stoke his pretty dick

little slutty tamaki is just a absolute whore for strap he loves it so fucking much