Shouta: Fitness Tip: Never Stop Pushing Yourself. Some Say 8 Hours Of Sleep Is Enough. Why Not Keep Going?

So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Why do my noodles smell like cat food?

Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

Physically, mentally, or emotionally?

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:

Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.

Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Damian: good night tree

Damian: good night ghosts only i can see

Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

*Later*

Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?

Jason, walks around a corner:

Dick:*Screams*

Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.

Jason: he is

Dick: what?

Jason: what?