“We Have Ways Of Making You-” Villain Suddenly Cuts Off And Looks Down At The Toddler Pulling On

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

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Bakugou: anything that comes out of your mouth is fucking stupid

Todoroki: All Might

Bakugou: [loud gasp]

[later]

Todoroki: [crying into his All Might pillow] i’m so sorry All Might, i didn’t mean it, he was just being so obnoxious

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I just want them to be happy

Person A: “Yo, you wanna explain why we have two of the fakest F.B.I agents I’ve ever seen, sitting in our kitchen nursing hello kitty mugs?”

Person B: “They’re here to ask questions about our landlord, apparently.”

Person A: “Fuck that, I don’t care what they did, their rents cheap as shit, and they’re actually nice.”

Person B: “My thoughts exactly.”

Person A: “….”

Person B: “….”

Person A: “…..And the hello kitty mugs?”

Person B: “Oh I just wanted to see if they would actually use them.”

Person A: “…Should we offer them biscuits on that god awful barbie plate next?”

Person B: “Oh fuck yes.”

i started this joke and then i couldnt stop