On one hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and turns into a scared dog. *Mwah*, chef's kiss, 10/10.
On the other hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and reverts back to his younger self.
Jason, seriously hurt, pointing one of his guns at Bruce: “Don't come any fuckin' closer! You just get yer ass out of here, I don't need yer damn help.. I never want yer help with anything ever again..”
Then you get a Bruce that has to try and calm the dog. That sits at the end of the alley a comfortable distance away and waits for his boy to come back to him. Holds his hand out and waits for the dog to inevitably give in and let Bruce take care of him.
BUT ALSO
Jason, slowly bleeding out on the floor of a random warehouse: “...”
Bruce, who just so happened to be busting the same criminals and probably just saved Jason's life: “..Jay?”
Jason, sounding like he's tearing up behind his helmet: “..I wanna go home now, dad..”
Bruce: “..Okay, Chum. We'll go home now. I'll take care of you.”
GRGGGHHHHH I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM AND SHAKE THEM ALL AROUND
The Waterboys new concept album out on April 4th will feature a track by Fiona
Letter From an Unknown Girlfriend [ft. Fiona Apple]
dc vs discofang
tf you doin in that dungeon bro the lakers need you 😭😭😭
nerds will look at the bible and go "omg #dickgraysoncore" <3
It’s me. I’m nerds.
*Hannibal season one*
Hannibal: omg this crime is sooo horrible, I can’t believe someone could do this. Dearest Will, my pookie bear, my honeyfly, my boo boo bear, what do you think of monster who did this? Tell me what you think of him my lovely dove.
Will: *minecraft zombie noise* uhhraggg
hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad
New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard
a) Jesus Christ
b) Odysseus
c) Jayce Talis
d) Jonathan Sims
“will graham is just a sad poor guy who was manipulated by hannibal lecter-“ BOOOOO!!!!! BORING!!!!!!! MY will graham enjoys KILLING and MAIMING because he’s a SICK FREAK
Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen