"No, My Hyperfocuses Are Not Too Extreme."

"No, my hyperfocuses are not too extreme."

Classmate: Really?

Me: Yeah.

Classmate: Okay, well, changing the subject, do you have pets? I have a siamese kitten named Lenny.

Me: Oh, yes! Two dogs, three birds, a cat and a toad!

Classmate: Uh- um, quite a few, huh? What are their names? Their breed too?

Me: Well, there's Laios, a golden retriever and border collie mix, Max, a Siberian husky and German shepherd mix, Gray, a Norwegian Forest cat, Eurylochus, a black bird, Odysseus, a robin, Polites, a magpie, and last but not least, Gee, a mud frog, he's kind of chubby.

Classmate:

Classmate: Why do you have a dog named after that guy from Dungeon Meshi, a dog named after Ben 10's uncle, a cat that was clearly named in part by Graystripe from Warrior Cats, three birds literally named after characters from The Odyssey, and a frog named after the protagonist's best friend from Kulipari?

Me: Pffff- WHAT?- Nononononope pff dude, where did you get that from man?-

Classmate: Vallety, I'm Carol's sister.

Me: Ah, right, I forgot about that...

Mary(Carol's big sis): You so used to talk and chatter so much about these things that she picked up this habit from you and now I have to deal with her in my ear processing out loud the tsunami of information that you simply shed on her and the other three!

Me:

Mary: And don't even get me started on THIS! *Points violently at my bag that has more keychains and brooches than zippers and pockets.* or THIS! *She gestures violently at my clothes, which the only ones without a print of something from Marvel or DC or Stranger Things or any anime, is because they were gifts that I had no choice but to accept so as not to be rude, or because they were prints with something that reminded me of an object/item/concept heavily performed/shown/analogized in small niche series like Warrior Cats or Kulipari or etc like that.*

Me: I-

Mary: or THIS! *Points to my accessories, which follow the same logic as my clothes.* or THIS! *points to my hundred unfinished sketch books, full of drawings of the same characters, or random self-insert OCs* J- *Gasping* Just- Admit it. You have a problem.

Me:

Me:

Me: *Take my bike which literally has a sticker of the words "TURTLE POWER" in graffiti font in reference to TMNT and pedals away in despair.*

Mary: YOUR LIL SUCKER- GET BACK HERE! *Chases me down.*

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1 month ago

Look at this

Look At This
Look At This

I couldn't resist, it's SO us, it defines the squad perfectly akkakakk @justv0id


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1 month ago

Preciso desesperadamente que alguĂ©m escreva uma fic onde o Bryan e o RogĂ©rio sĂŁo aquela dupla que, sĂł tĂĄ lĂĄ, em qualquer lugar, qualquer mundo de herĂłi ou etc, eles sĂł estĂŁo lĂĄ, e ninguĂ©m sabe dizer de onde vieram, ou porque, e quando eles somem, ninguĂ©m nunca mais os vĂȘ, como se evaporassem de existĂȘncia.

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Apartir daí vejam os outros vídeos para saberem como eles são maravilhosos, divos divonicos perfeitos🧡


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2 weeks ago
Bonding Exercise Goes Wrong

bonding exercise goes wrong

1 month ago

Cara

Misture Autismo+TDAH+Crise de sexualidade+PressĂŁo arterial baixa+Anemia+Pobreza+Arte+Fase de depressĂŁo(majoritariamente superada)+Fase de Iniciativas Suicidas(majoritariamente superada)+Leve mudez devido a uma lesĂŁo na garganta (cortesia de uma corda e uma iniciativa suicida)/RecorrĂȘncia a mudez seletiva devido a traumas e entĂŁo vocĂȘ me terĂĄ:

Cara

(translation)

Dude

Mix Autism+ADHD+Sexuality crisis+Low blood pressure+Anemia+Poverty+Art+Phase of depression(mostly completely overcome)+Phase of suicidal initiatives(mostly completely overcome)+Light muteness due to a throat injury (courtesy of a rope and a suicidal initiative)/Recurrence of selective muteness due to traumas and then you have me:

"It's okay, angel"

*sends audio*

"Fuck-"

"I forgot for a moment that I am mute"

"And I'm wearing headphones"


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1 week ago

It's official, I'm addicted to Danny Don Nova.

It's Official, I'm Addicted To Danny Don Nova.

Danny has found a small-ish floating island in the Zone that isn't claimed by anyone. Dibs.

He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.

He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.

He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.

Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.

The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.

There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.

There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.

But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.

Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.

Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.

Then another ghost asked. Then another.

Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.

Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.

Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.

~~~~~~

Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.

The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.

Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.

As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.

But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.

So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.

He has a favor to ask.


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2 weeks ago
Obsessed With The Fact That The Spideypool Dynamic Can Be Watered Down To “miss You Pookie Bear”

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

2 weeks ago

{𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄!}

My little corner in the vastness of tumbr

A place where I dump everything that is produced inside my brain!

Hi, I'm Duckie the Duck, I'm an artist between 14 and 18 years old, any pronouns but mostly He/Him, autistic, and I'm kind of mute, like, a mix of a throat injury that makes it kind of uncomfortable to talk, with a certain preference for non-verbality that comes from my autism, and a slight coping mechanism, but don't worry, I'm fine! :D

My AO3 account ->

[Fandons I'm a part of âŹ‡ïž]

DC, most especially Batfam and the Shazamily/Marvel Family. However, I never got to read a single DC comic, maybe a Batman movie or two because my aunt is obsessed with him, but I was too young at the time and I barely remember it.

Marvel, specifically the Avengers, but I've only seen the movies, and I haven't even seen all of them, just some, haven't seen the ones with the big conflicts, like the war against Thanos. Except for the one about the battle of New York.

Danny Phantom, but I only watched up to episode 17 of the first season.

Lego Monkie kid, Aka Lmk , but I only watched up to the beginning of the fourth season cuz I lost the website where I watched the show, so I couldn't finish it, much less start the fifth season.

Supernatural , but I only watched it until the beginning of season 6.

Lego Ninjago , I watched almost everything, except for some specials that I couldn't find anywhere to watch, and I took a break from the new series that's coming out on Netflix.

Brooklyn99 , I watched ALL of this one.

Transformers , but I've only watched some of the movies and only a few episodes of some of the series.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Aka TmnT , but I only watched a few seasons of the 2012 one I think and I watched the Rottmnt(Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) show and the movie.

Wakfu , longing for this master piece.

Hilda , this girl is B4DASS af, and I love Twig.

Cuphead , It's simply incredible, two brothers going feral on the devil, who wouldn't like that?

Sonic , but I've only watched a few episodes of the Sonic Boom series, and I've only watched the first Netflix movie.

Nimona , I haven't read the book(s) but I watched the Netflix movie.

The Hunger Games , it's so freaking good, I rewatched the four films in a marathon with my sister this Easter, but we're not able to see the fifth one because we're lazy, and since it's been a while since I saw it, I forgot the plot of that one, also, haven't read the books in a while, gotta look for them again in the maze of books here at home.

Kipo And The Age Of Wonderbeasts, Aka Kataow (I think I'm the only one who calls it that), rest in peace Hugo my buddy.âœŒïžđŸ•Šâ˜źïž

Carmem Sandiego , iconic diva.

Avatar , both the elements and the blue aliens, but I only watched The Legend of Aang until shortly after the Northern Water Tribe arc.

Dungeon Meshi , Falin and Marceline forever. Both Platonic and Not.

EPIC: The musical, another master piece, god this is simply divine, love you Mister Jalapeño<3

[My Always!Au MasterlistâŹ‡ïž]

Memes/Headcanons: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Real first quote about the Au and some concepts: here.

Redesing Attempts: part 1, part 2, part 3

Old draft of concepts: here.

Writing prompt based on Mr. Peabody and Sherman: Here.

Always!Au FicsâŹ‡ïž

Two tiny tufts of red and black hair drawings: chapter 1, chapter 2

2 weeks ago

okaay, Wade looks like an zombie with that facial injury, this is...so cool, ngl.

First Kiss...
First Kiss...

First kiss...

3 months ago

I think I want to give this AU a name, just in case I can get the energy to write a fic later.

I was thinking of something like "Always!AU" you know? Like, it would be like that because I want Bruce and Clark to have a promise, one to always take care of each other and always be there for each other.

I want it to be a promise that carries as much weight as the one Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian made in "No More Dead Robins." I want that promise to spread throughout the family as they grow up.

And that's why the name "Always!AU", but I don't know, if anyone has an option that they think is good, just put it up and I'll see if I change it or not.

Please I would like to know, I think your writing and your fanfics on AO3 are wonderful!

— Mister Void, at your pleasure.đŸ–€đŸ—

OH YES PLEASE LET ME!!!đŸ˜đŸ€©No one ever wanted to hear about itđŸ„Č

I feel like:

I think that's why she's one of my strongest Kins- BUUuuuut going back

It's not exactly an AU, since I didn't write anything anywhere, I just have it all stored in the back of my brain.It's more like a preference and a mix of several Headcanons and concepts that I took from some fanfics I read on AO3.

Like for example, the Batfam being absolute cryptids and scaring the shit out of everyone else in the hero community. For this trope, I usually like to think of the Batfam as having managed to build functional, realistic and beautiful wings.

Oh yeah, and let's not forget the classic bird language. Oh oh and the feline like claws and pads on the gloves too!Also, I like to think that Billy joined the family like, half a week after being invited to the League, seriously, he may be magical and a little more mature, but he's still a kid, and the Bats only need one slip-up from him to put the pieces together.

I also like to think that this Billy doesn't have the others from Shazamily, yet, because I want him, the way he is, to look at this bunch of orphaned street kids(and his lost twin sister of course), and simply give a Batman, taking them to the mansion just to shock everyone that the first one(technically second because of the whole Park Row's children and Jason thing) to start having Bruce's addiction to adoption was not Dick but Billy.

And even though I haven't put this in either of the two fanfics I've written so far, I'd like Bruce's parents(and Alfred) and Clark's parents to meet before the two were even born yet, and for them to grow up as brothers, and for the Kent farm to be an escape from Gotham's overwhelming elite and the spotlight for Bruce.

I want a young, stubborn Bruce to take a young, scared Clark around the farm and find Clark's ship, I want them to find out sooner what Clark is, who he was, his birth name, I want this duo of kids to be the ones to find out that Diana Prince is Wonder Woman and for her to take them as apprentices (References to an AO3 fic called Shadow Demon, it's really good, oh and I'm also getting a little bit of Alternative Heroes, Same Hearts).

I want a good relationship and communication between the Batfam, make Alfred forcefully shove an angry teenage Bruce into a therapy room, and of course, the training with the monks, and make him be very grateful for that now that he has to take care of other traumatized and vengeful little humans.

I want Jason to be caught sooner, that he was trying to steal Batman's tires to buy medicine for his mother, I want Bruce to take this child and feed him and promise to help in the best way possible, I want Bruce to take him to the moldy apartment that the boy calls home, I want him to realize the state of his mother, I want her to have already left, that she took advantage of Jason's departure to be able to get rid of her pain without having to do it in front of him. I want Bruce to comfort a young and hysterical Jason, I want this boy to cry himself to sleep only to wake up wrapped in the softest sheets of his entire life.

I want a Bruce who reveals his identity to Jim before he even considers taking a young, eager Barbara under his wings, okay? I want a responsible Bruce.

And don't make poor Lucius have so much stress.

I want Bruce to notice the little shadow following them (seriously, I think it's cool that Tim managed to do this without getting caught, but not here, Batman, Batwoman [yes, she comes sooner, i want Kate to come visit her cousin and see the shit he's doing and refuse to leave until he includes her] and Robin have wings, with sensors to feel things that normal people don't feel, like changes in the air, or even sensors to smell more specifically.), I want Bruce to notice that the neighbors left, but his son didn't go with them, I want Bruce to pick up this abandoned boy and wrap him in a hug.

I want him to see the daughter of one of the Rougues trying to sabotage her father, I want him to accept the help willingly and try to slowly gain her trust, I want a Bruce who saves Stephanie from her own father, I want a Bruce who couldn't save her mother, I want a Steph who even though she's sad doesn't blame him. I don't want Tim and Steph to date. I want them to be siblings. I want them to be best friends. I want them to be like twins. I want them to be chaos gremilins together!

I want Talia to not be evil, I want her to be essentially kind, I want a Talia who blames herself millions for what she did to Bruce, I want a Talia who looks at this tiny baby in her arms and loves him unconditionally, I want a Talia who can't stand watching the training her father gives to her baby, her son, I want Talia to take a 3-4 year old Damian and take him to Bruce, I want her to get hurt in the escape, I want Bruce to save her, but I also want her to run away, run away far away so that the LoA doesn't get close to her little and adorable Dami, nor her beloved, or the children he took as his. I want them to have a complicated, distant, forbidden, cursed by others, but true and lasting love.

I want the cat and bat game to be between Kate and Selina, I want more lesbian couples!!!Harley and Ivy? Stuning lesbians.

Oh, and the Joker and Jason incident... I want a Jason who feels so loved in a way he's never felt before that he musters up the courage to talk to his father(!), I want him to tell Bruce about Sheila, I want a Bruce who is an unconditionally loving and supportive father who offers to take him to where she is, I want him to warn him about the Joker, I want the bomb to go off with Bruce opening the warehouse doors just in time to just look at his Jaylad and he looks back and neither of them can get any closer.

I don't want a Bruce who kills the Jokerbut I want a Bruce who beats him to the point of paralysis.

I want Clark to be forced to leave the country at top speed to stop Bruce, but not to save the Joker, I want it to be to help his crying brother, to stop him from destroying himself with the clown.

I want that whole thing about or whoever wrote Alfred putting a "Good Soldier" plaque on Jason's grave to go to the fucking hell, I want him to have a proper burial, I want Park Row to mourn the death of one of their own who managed to get out of poverty and still come back to help them, I want Crime Alley to mourn the death of their little bird.

I want Tim to take a lot longer to take up the mantle of Robin, I want a Steph who stays with her no-twin even more, I want a Bruce who after talking to Clark and Diana makes everyone go to therapy, I want Ivy to help Harley recover from that bastard clown, I want Bruce to go see how the two are.

I want Talia to see a revived Jason wandering and take him in, I want her to try to start making amends with Bruce by starting by taking care of his lost boy, I want her to start seeing him as hers too, I want Damian and Jason to be brothers, I want Talia to show the state the Joker is in, I want her to show that it took Clark to get Bruce away from the clown's decrepit body, I want her to show how his family scared the city so much that not only the rougues avoided going out at night, I want Talia to take them both back to Bruce.

I want them to cuddle in a pile of love and affection, I want a Talia still being treated to be in that pile too, I want that even with her away most of the time, the kids see her as a mother.

I want Tim to take up the mantle of Robin with Jason's blessing. And I want Steph to finally come out as Batgirl.

I want a young Cass to be noticed as soon as she sets foot in Gotham, I want it to be during one of Talia's visits, I want my couple to take this girl raised to be a weapon and turn her into a real child, I want everyone in the mansion to learn ASL when she prefers to gesture rather than speak most of the time. I want Steph to hand her over to Batgirl with Barbara's blessing and the two of them to go out together on Cass's first patrol with Tim hot on their heels.

And I want Bruce to find out about the "we are Robin" movement, I want Bruce to take this boy who started a gang under his wing.

I want Bruce to see this city and the heroes who disappeared out of nowhere and came back out of nowhere, I want the trinity to invite Marvel to the League, I want Bruce to discover that the Champion of Magic, Fawcette's main hero, an idol to many (and to Clark, who was very disappointed when he found out that Marvel wasn't Kryptonian), is a homeless child. I want Bruce to gain his trust, I want Bruce to give him a family and promise to find this boy's sister.

I want a Bruce who, after the invasion of Starro, sees this little star in his hands and can't resist his children wanting to keep him (and he himself wanted to too-), I want Jarro to be included in things, I WANT HIM TO HAVE THE LOVE HE DESERVES, OKAYY!?!?!?!

I want the current Justice League to be new, I want Bruce to be the first father and I want no one but Diana, Clark and Billy to know... Oh, and Barry too, since Dick would be best friends with Wally from an early age.

I want a Bruce who doesn't kill, but I also want a Bruce who doesn't force his rules and morals down his children's throats, I want a Bruce who understands that his children are individual beings, I want Bruce to understand that his children can and do have different morals and views.

I want Jon and Damian to be raised like Clark and Bruce were.

I want Clark to see this clone that looks about Tim's age and not think twice about bringing him home. I want Kon and Tim to be Bi best friends.

Oh and Kara!! I want Kara and Babs to be a thing, I want them together!!! I want my third lesbian coupleee!!

I want Kate and Selina, Ivy and Harley to be the cool aunts who take the kids out to cause chaos.

I want Bruce to have less of a Brucie or hooker persona and more of a tired dad thing. Dark circles under his eyes? Oh, Dami couldn't sleep. Hurt? Uh, Dick tried to maneuver the chandelier and would have fallen if I hadn't run to catch him! Am I a mess? The kids started an argument!

And I think that's it for now, I hope I put everything that was in my head.

Oh, to add, I've never read any DC comics, okay? Not Marvel either, or anything other than Turma da Monica(in english: Monica's Gang)...


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