Literally How Henry Higgins Is Treated

"How about you totally go fuck yourself with your foot, I'm sure it would fit all the way up that giant fucking asshole of yours!"

180111 Pepsi Event

Ur fucking with me AINT NO WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY U MUSICALYEETRE

i feel bad for all the times I've made fun of Henry Higgins cuz @yorobu convinced he is lowkey peak alpha linguist

Spread positivity or whatever the fuck idk

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

I am upset

My classmates heard me listening to the Kardasim Podcast. I’m so upset cuz now they think I like the Kardashians. I like the KardaSIMS okay?!1

Hi my name is Albus Dark’ness Dementia Ebony Way

GUYS GUYS WHAT IF HOL UP WHAT IF

ALBUS IS SECRETLY EBONY DARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY’S KID

Think about it he was born in 2006

My immortal takes place around that time and Ebony and vampire (Harry ) hooked up

And from what I vaguely remember first of all Harry has a womb

And like as the fic goes on we see him less

And then when do see him he’s more emotional

Also as the fic goes on we see darkness(Ginny ) less and like what if it’s a Glinda situation like Albus likes her more cause she raised him as a baby

They also have a lot in common personality wise

They both have the same taste

I want to eat a parfait rn