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hi franky :)

i’m the anon who asked about the kids name. sorry if i made you uncomfortable. i, in fact, did read your no’s and boundaries, but i think my brain blocked it out by accident. so again, i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable.

if it’s alright, i’d like change the prompt. ^^ who’s give their pets dumb names and who gives their pets human names?

Ace named his rats Bazooka McFlameThrower, Marco names his parrot Uncle Gerald.

No, no it's fine! I hope you enjoy these dumb headcanons.

Luffy - Names all his pets after food in a non cute way like 'chicken' 'meat' 'ham' 'cheese' just simple ones and he's screaming for 'HEY MEAT WHERE ARE YOU MEAT?' and it's just a mess. Ace - Names his pets after food, but in a cute way. He has pet rats that he calls 'cupcake' 'dumpling' 'chocolate' 'poptart' and it's so out of char that everyone's like excuse me did you call that Rat fuckin' CUPCAKE?

Zoro - if he has a dog it's called 'dog' if he has a cat it's called 'cat' and so on.

Kid - All his pets are named after members of bands no one cares about any more 'this is Dexter Holland and he's a very good boy, isn;t that right Dexter Holland!'

Killer - Food, all pasta related, like every pet he's ever had has been a kind of pasta.

Law - Either something stupid like 'Fluffy' or like 'Clavicle' 'coccyx' and other hard medical names.

Shanks - Every pet regardless of gender is 'boy'

Marco - Just human names 'Bob' 'Craig' 'Steve' and he looks you dead in the eye with a smirk when you have to yell out after 'Stefan' the fucking dog and everyone is chill about it but you. If you piss him off he'll straight up name an animal after you until everyone forgets thats YOUR name and YOU end up with a dumb nickname.

Roger - He used his one good name for his sword and just named everything else after it. Poor Ace never knows if Roger's calling him or the dog. And Roger tries to hide his disappointment when human Ace comes to his calls instead.

Sabo - Something really fucking extra like LORD AND MASTER OF THE DARKNESS or some shit and you have to say the entire name.

Thatch - We will never know because it just becomes a garble of baby talk like people do and it just comes out 'arentyouagoodbouwuwuwuwuyesssuuwuwuw'

Zoro-san, I love you so much! I would love to know what kind of things you are interested in!

Training.

Sake.

In which I can't sleep at 5am and look for figures on ebay.

Mark-oh

This Luffy is the state of my mental health

Man I miss the preskip StrawHat pirates

It's the uwu Shanks for me

Jesus fucking heck, this Croc. Life if suffering with Franky in the background not feeling very super about things.

This Nami reminds me of those bootleg as fuck badly painted and badly aged horses on janky carousels from the late 80s

Ass

Not too bad but like, imagine looking over at her and she's always making eye contact with you no matter where you are in the room.

Screaming and crying. These are so cursed. They look like in horror movies where its a still image and suddenly their attention whips to you in a single still.

Kizaru looks like he farted and is trying not to laugh about it. Or he looks like Ali G

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morbhead mihawk (inspired by this)

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One Piece Characters & Their Drawings

this is an amazing collab with my dear @shrimp-sanji ❤ (and of course, go check her 100 followers event!) i had so much fun with this one, and i can't stop laughing at luffy's drawing :')

thank you so much for the amazing collab, bby! ❤

Luffy: As we’ve seen before, the captain isn’t the best artist. He doesn’t try to be, though. Most of the things he draws, it’s either to illustrate something (like the fishman and the mechanic he wanted for the crew) or just to have fun. He also tries to copy the portraits Usopp makes, but gets bored very quickly.

Zoro: Draws with three pencils, but isn’t very good at it anyway. The swordsman often makes poor Sanji portraits just to annoy the cook. He holds the pencil so strong that he tears the paper by accident or rips the paper while trying to erase something.

Nami: She can draw with ink instead of pencil, after all, she draws her maps. The navigator can draw other things, but not many people know that, because as you can imagine, she doesn’t do it for free. But Nami can draw anything for a small fee.

Usopp: The best artist in the crew, he practiced a lot while growing up since he was alone most of the time. It was a way for him to pass time. He draws lots of portraits of his friends too, and sometimes gives some as a present.

Sanji: His handwriting is very nice, but his drawings… Not so much. The blonde can only draw stick figures, and often draws something for Robin and Nami. Usually it’s a “picture” of them, with lots of hearts.

Chopper: Now, Chopper mostly draws things to study. So he has many sketches of hearts, brains and anatomy in general. He also draws sakura flowers whenever he’s feeling down. His notebooks are full of them. Yes, he has a doctor handwriting.

Robin: She can draw child-like drawings. Not stick figures, but a house, a flower and the sun in the corner. Her drawings are mostly to pass time and a way to cope whenever she’s stressed or upset. Most of the time, she’s reading books, but drawing is also one of her hobbies. She loves to draw for Chopper as well. In memoriam Going Merry.

Franky: He can draw ships perfectly well, but his other drawings aren’t the best. But since he draws often, making sketches of ships, his other drawings are mostly a way to pass time, so they're very cartoonish and not very serious.

Brook: Surprisingly, his drawings are very cute and colorful, especially because he was alone in a dark place for so long. Butterflies, little animals and flowers. Not what you’d expect from a skeleton. He doesn’t show it to anyone and keeps the safe to make sure his crewmates won't find them.

SOUL KING 💀🎶