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Gotham City is located in New Jersey. WHY DOES NONE OF THE BATFAM HAVE ACCENTS????? Bruce probably learned to hide his along with Tim, but Jason should have one it would make sense.
The reason Bruce Wayne decided to dress all the Robin’s in such bright colors (fucking traffic light) was so he didn’t lose them in the dark streets of Gotham. He knew that he scared the crap out of people by coming out of the darkness, and Dick was already a menace to society…. You couldn’t have him sneaking up on people without warning.
AHHHH MORE DARK MATTER SKETCHES TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE SERIES !!! I hope to some day finish the batman and spiderman sketch to actually celebrate this but I got excited and rlly wanted to post loll ONCE AGAIN pls check out @mysterycyclone bc they are such a fire spider man writer and their peter characterization is peak 💯💯💯
AHHHH MORE DARK MATTER SKETCHES TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE SERIES !!! I hope to some day finish the batman and spiderman sketch to actually celebrate this but I got excited and rlly wanted to post loll ONCE AGAIN pls check out @mysterycyclone bc they are such a fire spider man writer and their peter characterization is peak 💯💯💯
A bit of a cute baby Tim Drake idea:
Imagine Drake Industries has a meeting with Wayne Industries. Janet, who is actually a good mom (sue me, she is!) takes baby!Tim with her because she couldn't find anyone to babysit her 1 year old.
During the meeting, Tim gets fussy. But before she can politely step out to calm him down, Bruce smiles (a real one, because Bruce Wayne has a soft spot for babies) goes "here, let me help you." He helps calm down Tim, to the Drake pairs utter surprise.
During the rest of the meeting, Tim, now back in Janets arms, just stares at Bruce intensely. Like most babies do when they try to familiarize a face.
Tim doesn't remember this.
But Bruce certainly does.
(He even has pictures.)
Kidnapper: We have your son
Bruce: Which one I have... (to someone else on his end) are we at 7? 8?
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Bruce:
Bruce: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.