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Casual conversation about my wife 🤭😍
I want nothing more than to have a woman come into where I work and have a cafe romance with me.
THEY GOT MARRIED 😭😭😭😭😭
mitski - i’m your man
i’ll stitch you back together
they tripped
i love you and for that you must die
and where are you going sugar?
so, do you come here often
just a bite
frankenstein but make it sapphic
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY
embrace
do i look like your girlfriend?
Apparently my taste in women has some people "concerned"
HELPPPP TODAY WAS THE DAY ME AND MY FAMILY GO OUT AFTER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TO SPEND THE MONEY WE GOT SO WE WENT TO BARNES AND NOBLE AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL THAT LOOKED TO BE MY AGE WITH A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHIRT ON AND I WANTED TO SAY, "Nice shirt." BUT I DIDN'T AND THEN I REMEMBER HOW LAST YEAR ON THE SAME DAY FOR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL WITH A LESBIAN PIN ON HER BAG IN THE SASME BARNES AND NOBLE AND I WANTED TO SAY "Nice bag" TO HER TOO
GOD IS THROWING ME WOMEN AND I'M DISAPPOINTING HIM GREATLY
Who can I do this for?? And who would do this for me??
Don’t whine. I want you to full on moan, and scream for me.
I don’t know why, but ivory skin, and pink nipples get me every time.