To Pepper: Do You Know Why Lance Left You?
to pepper: do you know why lance left you?
Pepper: he said I'm too aggressive! All I did was give him a scar on his arm for talking back to me!.... Loser won't even fight back, All he does is run!
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To the Flareon: How do you know Lance? Did he make you mad one day?
???: ...... he's my mate. Well he was until he just left me one day. I've been hunting him down since.... I'm going to kill him.
Okay, so I want to interact with other ask blogs, but I am also extremely nervous to interact with other ask blogs
“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”
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Isn't a God greater than a king Lance?
Lance: *scoffs* some pokèmon might say a god is greater but they're wrong! If I met one of the gods I would make them bow before me!
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Do you have fleas?
Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.
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a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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