Hey, Lance? What Happened Between You And Pepper?

My liege. We've arrived with tribute from the outside world.

Thirty-two boxes of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Does this please you?

(Lance's ears perk up and he sits up to keep his tail from wagging) lance: it pleases me a great amount, thank you subject.

I got Rockruff

Who’s your Pokémon partner? [200 possibilities]

Welcome, young trainer, to the Pokémon laboratory! I’m Professor Bayberry and here the Pokémon partner selection process works a little differently — instead of the trainer picking the Pokémon, the Pokémon picks the trainer. Why don’t you sit down and answer a few questions while we wait to see which of our many Pokémon chooses you?

— [ it’s finally done! head’s up, this is a long quiz, 44 questions! art credit here ]

October can’t come soon enough

I need some ask

Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord

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to pepper: do you know why lance left you?

Pepper: he said I'm too aggressive! All I did was give him a scar on his arm for talking back to me!.... Loser won't even fight back, All he does is run!

Human, quick! That Glaceon is in danger!

???: Huh? He's in danger? From what? (She looks around for whoever said that)

Lance: a psychopath of a Flareon is after me.... I wish humans could understand me.

YOU hate Christopher Columbus.