Update: His Name Is Taffy:)) And He Has Settled In Well And He Is Fat And Happy In His Little Plant,

Hello kitty girly? Nay, Garfield cunt.

Help me why is he just like me fr I want to know

You will pry the autistic Starscream headcanon from my cold, dead hands.

Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning

I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn

I made crochet flowers yesterday:)

Looking at pictures of my cats on the bus like how an over worked broke middle aged dad looks at pictures of his children to remind him why he's working so hard

Imagine if Vapes where still vapes but they sound and looked like a kazoo

I'm sorry but the cat in the hat ride at Universal was so fucking horrorfying every thing inside that tunnel looked like they've seen the face of God and it makes it 1000 times better it was such a fucking experience

My guy is MORTIFIED

Okay I'm officially a fucking fossil now what the fuck is a "incredabox sprunky" and what does it mean when my 8 year old sister is stressed about it's lore-? What the fuck lore are you talking about help-???

I wish crabs where land bugs instead of sea bugs ]: