" Feed Me, Barbatos 😈😈😈 "

I like the idea of Barbatos being a massive Gossip, like.

The Biggest™️

-and because in recent centuries he's mostly around royal/ important people who he can't go around spreading tea about he just unloads everything he's heard on Diavolo.

No order. Nothing.

Oh, you think Diavolo specifically told Barbatos to spy on everyone and relay information about them to him? Nope! That's just Barbatos being physically incapable of not spilling the tea

"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Lesson 15-A

Basically Barbatos tells his version of events, how he became the Diavolo's Buttler

I knew he was young when they meet but I didn't think he was THAT young.. he was a child... That's really adorable 🥺🥺

Don't get me wrong, I know what Diavolo did was Bad but when Barbatos was basically the only person who gave him a little of His company when he was so Lonely as a child, I get It... I personally don't agree with the theories that say that Barbatos Is resentful about this whole arrangement, really, much less when I read this lesson...

these two are basically family, I love them so much, the way Barbatos talks about Diavolo makes my heart melt

Anyways, Barbatos *probably* told Thirteen why he's so mad at Solomon, really, I want to know too.....

(Also, Thirteen's favorite cakes are chocolate and strawberry, very important fact actually 💞)

Okokok you are on my examination table and I'm a mad scientist poking and proding you with different unspecified drugs and maybe my own blood to see how you react. wyd?

When I say I want Luigi to be "permanently consentually kidnapped" by Bowser I mean I want Bowser to just break into his home one day, pick his ass up and just walk away, and no one in the surrounding area to question it

Happy New Year!

Need to open a dialogue about why doing what steelwool did to Sun+Moon was objectively a war crime

REBLOG if you are -gay -wanna kill yourself - love animals - falling for someone that you don’t have a chance with - hungry

no one will ever know which one

Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT

Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???

ok so.

I Ordered the Diavolo plush day of release... It would be more in character for me to get Barbatos considering how much Dia slander I spread, but... I think something possessed me ... He... He's so cute...