Derek: Hotch Just Sent A Text. He Said To Not Accidentally Kill Someone.

Penelope: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

JJ: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Spencer: Drunk.

Derek: Wasted.

Emily: Dead.

Emily: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting, I would not recommend it.

Emily: I always thought "happiness" started with an "h". So why does mine start with "u"?

JJ:

JJ: Are you dyslexic?

Emily, pointing: Can I sit there?

JJ: That’s my lap…

Emily: That doesn’t answer my question.

Emily: Meeting new people is a pain. I never know what to say.

JJ: Just be yourself. Say something nice!

Emily: Which one? I can’t do both.

Emily: I know you must be surprised to see me here.

JJ: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.

Derek: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Emily: I’m a knife

JJ, from across the room: She’s a little spoon

JJ: what is the one think i told you not to do

Emily: burn the house down

JJ: and what did you do?

Emily: i made you dinner

JJ:

Emily:

JJ:

Emily: and burnt the house down

JJ: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Emily: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

JJ: *blushes*

Emily: *winks at her*

Rossi: One dinner. I just want ONE GODDAM DINNER.

JJ: I feel like doing something stupid.

Emily: I’m stupid! Do me!