Izuku Talking To The Vestiges: So What Was Your Favorite Moment Before You Died? It Has To Be The Closest

Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

some inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms about their fanfic!

no one :izuku walking into a ua meeting "hey dadmight, grampazu I'm going out with kacchan is that okay?"

ua staff shaking in fear :

nezu : of course! do you need money?

all might : of course son do you want me to call your sister to ascort yous?

us staff shaking even faster now

Izuku : uh I'm okay gramps thanks tho! and yeah sure dad! I'll see yous later! bye senseis!

nezu and all might : bye izuku!

ua staff shaking and not making eye contact : b-bye m-midoriya....

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!

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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.

Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now

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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?

Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Izuku : How petty can you get?

Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest

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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?

Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.

Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-

Izuku : It’s vinegar.

Aizawa: …What?

Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.

Aizawa :... Why

Izuku : slurp.

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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .

Izuku : I hate myself.

Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too

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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat

Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?

Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.

Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.

Problemchild :... Touché

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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Aizawa: Tea.

Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.

Aizawa :even better pass that shit here

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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!

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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Izuku: Oh, I’m always running

Izuku: The question is from what

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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?

Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit

Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?

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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.

Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Izuku : Death is a social construct.

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Izuku : I live purply on spite.

Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...

Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee

Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-

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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-

Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping

Aizawa :... What

Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp

Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god

Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp

Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God

Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!

Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!

Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.

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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Izuku : Why start now?

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aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!

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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

aizawa : i dont even... what?

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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!

aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?

izuku : shigaraki!

aizawa : is... is he alive still?

izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!

aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?

izuku smiling : okay see ya!

class 1-a : wtf?

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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!

izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?

aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand

izuku : naw fam that shit wack.

aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye

the teachers : wtf was that?

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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming

aizawa standing next to him :... okay

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Aizawa and izuku as random quotes part 1!

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Aizawa struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Izuku pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Izuku : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Aizawa : What's that?

Izuku : Remorse code.

Aizawa : I'm even angrier now.

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Izuku : What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aizawa : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Izuku : Death is a social construct

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Izuku : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Aizawa : Mind your language!

Izuku : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Aizawa :

Izuku : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes

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Izuku : I prevented a murder today.

Aizawa : Really? How’d you do that?

Izuku glaring at bakugo: self control.

aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT

Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"

aizawa :... oh

inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow

THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING