Jean : Do You Mind If I Slyly Mention To Logan That We're Poly Now?

Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.

Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.

Iris : Five bucks?

Barry : Fine.

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.

Dean : Jack, what do you have?

Jack : A KNIFE!

Dean : Okay, have fu-

Sam : NO!

Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...

Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.

Cisco : Every fucking time!

Lisa : you know, Lenny, a lot of the tension between you and Flash could be solved if you just took him out.

Snart : you mean like a date or murder?

Lisa : ...

Snart : because I'm prepared to do both.

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!