Simon: What Kinds Of Sounds Annoy You?

I still think it’s wild that Simon’s only problem with Xavier is that he’s just staring like crazy. I mean mans literally unscrewed the lid of a mf salt shaker and proceeded to spill it around playing it off as an accident. How the hell can you pretend it’s an accident when the lid is literally screwed off and why did Sandra or Janet not question it??? I digress.

School Spirits (2023-25) 2.05 Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner

They need to bring this back because it was literally one of the top best things I swear

Love that whenever Maddie and Simon are talking in season one there is at least one shot to show how Simon looks like he is talking to air, just to remind the audience how ridiculous he looks to others

OMG SAE IM SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT U!!

how are you

im crying if you even care

cuz wdym we have to wait a year for s3

you aren’t crying alone bff don’t worry

but at least we’re getting s3 !!!!!

i hope you’ve been well !! 😼🩶

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

see this is what I was thinking about too. and like did he not ever take a break to go to the bathroom or get food (bc he didn’t know his body had been snatched yet) and realize oh shit there’s a bunch of ppl here I don’t know 😭😭😭

SCHOOL SPIRITS 2X05 SPOILERS

umm how did they not find mr anderson in school for a WHOLE DAY?????? man was packing that box to holy hell and NO ONE NOTICED? didnt they search the school the night before???

throwing these two idiots in the mix too

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

NOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT HIS ASS IS BACK PLS 😭😭😭😭

School Spirits 2x04 "A Walk-In To Remember"