"However, when it came to actually putting the necklace on, he couldn't help but to hesitate big time."
"The thing was, it was shaped like a roundish metal choker with spikes spouting out in regular intervals, so no matter what it said on the cover, it was undoubtedly... a dog collar."
I think tumblr would like this, hm?
nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll
this is how Cain killed Abel
Matkalla ei minnekään.
Public transportation.
It's pride month! Here is my friend yukzo wearing a hoodie with the pansexual flag colors, he's a goofy guy check out his youtube channel and give him some love.
Several non-dateable characters appear in Dialtown!
- Cat, a printer headed IT worker hooked on coffee. Rarely seen outside. Cat is friends with Oliver though in usual ADHD fashion, rarely actually remembers to text people. Cat is also roommates with Samy as it takes multiple people to be able to afford a decent apartment in this hell.
- Samy, a Microwave headed lesbeean who really likes bees. She is known for grabbing objects out of people's hands and microwaving them, which was how She found out she has a shrimp allergy.
- Jolly, who has an electric tea kettle for a head, mostly a gullible idiot and very food-motivated. Prone to half-a-second outbursts of rage as well as being a pyromaniac.
- Usa man, a toaster head who surprisingly, unlike their name is not from the united states. Usa man is a local cat owner who makes bank from posting cat pictures.
- Leon, a Classic monitor headed elusive person who rarely shows up anyway.
Nondateable due to many reasons such as:
- Cat is a phonefucker but will not date Gingi, no matter the head.
- Samy is in a relationship with a person already
- Jolly is also in a relationship.
- Usa man is an Aro Ace individual.
- Leon... Leon does not show up much anyway, being very elusive but it is very likely he is not a monsterfucker either.
Although the cast has quite the assortment of random objects as heads they can be classified as phones due to technicality.
Oh and yes all the characters are self inserts though half of them did not have a choice to getting dragged with me :]
Basically, I've already made the characters for me and my friends a long time ago yes, though now this time I've just replaced their heads with objects. Basically what I always do for alternate universes for Sirwhere (uh, the friendgroup's name)
( @directdogman )
I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?
Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?
Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.
Even monsters need their breaks.
Catboy
Also getting jolly aka Sirwhere's Figure to play uno would be a miracle, he'd also get so angry. Maybe we would end up with broken mic two electric Boogaloo or maybe even a new doorway?
Horny ass femboy twink bisaster. Stuck in a hotel haunted by monsters that shitpost on him.
I'm quite sure the insta would be called SeekCatSeesYou but I don't like insta so that will just be a fictitious thing. @yourgirlsamy or Sirwhere's Eyes insta would be either "BeellionsOfEyes" or "BeeOfEyesNCalamity"
What an imposing height?
air jail.
my friend got me Deepwoken!
The game itself is quite nice but I am useless at combat and you are likely going to get attacked by a player. If you die twice, you get sent to the depths which we call Stockholm.
Playing the game costs about 6€ and each slot is about 3€. Unlike my friends who can just swap slots as they've got multiple, I only have one slot so I either have to die for good or stop playing until one of the swedes is online.
or I just need to get good.
A small Finnish carbon based throwable weapon who does art as a hobby.
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