Blahaj - Blog Posts

Rare mention of a form of one of the instruments I play.

Why settle for gender euphoria when you could have gender euphonium???

BLAHAJ 🐢🦈

my parents went to a Pride Parade and they found some supportive Blåhaj! (crossed out people's faces because I'm nice)

ooo Blåhaj is playing the Jaws theme

Blåhaj is playing the piano! What song do you think they are playing?

Blåhaj is watching a nature documentary

What do you think Blåhaj is watching tonight?

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

I bought a large blahaj from Ikea and as I was walking to the counter to pay for it I had a really big grin on my face, I like large plushies that I can squish. My parents decided to comment on my teeth and call me a shark. They used to call me a vampire as my teeth are slightly sharper then most consider normal, but my dentist blunted one of them at my last appointment before I realised because he thought they weren’t aesthetically pleasing. So I’ve lost the vampire epitaph that led to me creating my tumblr name and now am called a shark.

Let this blahaj shark strike fear in all whom see it

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

Spread this fucker

seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol

get the stuff you didn’t get as a kid if it makes you happy

Finally got my first Blåhaj :3

GUYS

GUESS WHAT I FOUND !

My 3 blahajs are named

Jerry

Gerry

And finally Jerriegh

I love them.

I cleaned up the blåhaj image, Sirwhere leaving an IKEA (we bought all the sharks.)

General Sirwherepunk shenanigans

and fish

Cyberpunk Sirwhere exiting an IKEA (We bought all the sharks.)

Oh, this is Sirwherepunk, a portmanteau of Sirwhere, my friendgroup and cyberpunk! Every single character is actually a real person in real life too! We run a gang within night city and none of us are sane in the least and that's not because of the cybernetics!

Jolly and me, the two main lunatics made of metal.

The police play Bingo on my DUI, Jolly has definitely killed a man with a barstool and fish... is just a fish.

A danger fish.

@yourgirlsamy and Soup dog Super's designs in a bit more detail.

me too

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?

Everyone needs haj and @yourgirlsamy needs multiple.

Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?

Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.

A Friend! :D an Ikea shonk!

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

sorry about the hiatus, have a Blahaj as a consolation.

BLÅHAJ

Two nights ago I was studying for my multi variable calculus final after spending an all nighter the night before coding an animation graphics library in js and taking a break to scroll through tumblr with a trans shark behind me and my transmasc roomie in their loft bed and I- uh what aesthetic is this?

Blahåj situation has been negotiated. I!!!can!!!keep!!!Him!!! Oh yea, pillow time.

Can someone please explain why my mom tried to kidnap my Blahåj??? She said it was bc he was always on the floor but that’s where he belongs??? Mother he guards me from the creatures that lurk under the bed why can’t you understand

Yes i put him in my bed know under three blankets I just needed emotional support while being on the floor

I am now proud owner of a Blåhaj

it is pronounced blohai btw not blaha

It speaks out of my soul

uhh this is the long awaited blahaj poem of myth :3

it is ofc dedicated to my blahaj

Poem For Jess

You’ve been there

Through rain and snow

Through my darkest moments

And the better ones

Holding you tight my chest in the dark of my room

It’s midnight once again

Your touch is soft

You are so soft

I can bury my face close to you and let it all out

My tears, my words

A thousand sorrys

Sorry that I was born in this ill-fitting skin

Sorry for hurting you

Sorry for what I’ve said and what I’ve done

and so much more

You are my friend,

My comfort and

The only thing worth living for sometimes

Even though you don’t say anything

I can hear your voice sometimes

Even though you were sewn in a factory

I feel as though I have made you with my own hands

Assigned a character,

Let you play the role

And you’ve played it fantastically my dear

I am now proud owner of a Blåhaj

it is pronounced blohai btw not blaha

Am quite busy this week

Have some Ink with Blåhaj

sketch dump! i think i added too many tags :3

The sharks are cuddlingggggggggggggg

My adorable blahaj and his son