Regulus Black:
- He is terrified of hot concrete, once Sirius told him his shoes would melt and it would melt his feet as well and he didn’t believe him and still went walking on in, and the bottoms of his shoes did, infact, melt and he was terrified his feet would melt, still won’t walk on it.
Pandora Rosier/Lovegood:
- When she was 8 she snuck out of her bedroom, when she was supposed to be sleeping, and went outside to try and get a pet snail, didn’t find one, but found a bird instead and, somehow, managed to get it and she brought it back it side and slept with it still in her hands, and out of fear the bird had a heart attack, and she made everyone be there for the funeral and is still afraid of people being near or too close to birds.
Evan Rosier:
- Was out on a walk with a babysitter and Pandora went they were 6 and decided he wanted to try climb the tree with Pandora, but Pandora said he was too little (because she was bigger then him as a baby) but he ignored her and got the babysitter to help him. Then Pandora said that he will fall into the hole in the tree (the squirrel home) and he’ll get stuck in there, and scare the squirrels. The babysitter laughed and brought them back inside and now he will never climb a tree with a squirrel home in it, even though he won’t fit in the holes.
Barty crouch Jr:
- A rude maid once told him he couldn’t have honey in his tea while he was sick, because she was too lazy to go get it but she lied and told him, honey doesn’t go off and it will stay inside of him forever and if it mixes with the acid in his stomach he’ll explode. Then he asked his father if honey goes off and he said “no, of course it doesn’t.”, so now he hates honey.
Remus “I can’t love you, anymore” Lupin.
Sirius “I can’t love you any more” Black.
- The Black Dog
- Fresh Out The Slammer
- Guilty as Sin?
- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- The Prophecy
“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be
James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.
Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.
Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.
Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.
Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.
Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.
Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.
Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.
Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.
Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.
Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.
Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.
Sirius: how do you get half siblings?
Lily: well if your parents-
James: car accident.
Marlene: yeah, happened to my cousin.
James: takes care of everyone else before himself
Barty: takes care of James before anyone else
Sirius: but they’ll take a man that can’t read!
Remus: I can read!
Remus: I can read.. just not very well..
Can I also be an ally? I solidly swear.. ✋🙋♀️
THATS IT.
IM DECLARING WAR ON THE RIGHTHANDED PEOPLE AS OF RIGHT NOW
I HAVE BEEN BELITTLED BETRAYED BEGUILED SHUNNED AND MOCKED FOR BEING A LEFT HANDED PERSON
NO LONGER.
I WILL RISE ABOVE.
LEFTYS STAND WITH ME IN BATTLE AND HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE OPPOSITION
“Even when we fade eventually to nothing, You will always be my favorite form of loving” but its Regulus to James
Cassandra is mad woman’s sister btw
Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?
Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later
Remus: alr
[later]
Remus: *open voice message*
Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)
James: *screaming in pain*
Marlene: *laughing*
Peter: *screaming in fear*