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Effie: *telling stories of baby James, baby Marlene and baby Peter, and their childhoods to their friends*
Effie: “mamí my phone is gonna die, the card isn’t working” and I’d ask everytime “are you with anybody?”
Effie: cause I always— moms wanna know — is my son alone or does he have a friend that he’s at least with? And it was always:
Effie: “yeah, Marls and Pete”. So there was always this Marls and Pete who was always with him. And I thought “thank goodness for Marlene and Peter”.
“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”
Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk
— The Marauders
James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)
Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)
Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)
Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)
— The Valkyries
Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)
Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)
Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)
— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad
Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)
Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)
Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)
Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)
Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)
What’s one (or more) headcanon about the Marauders era character that you just don’t like?
Can be anything! This is a safe place!!
(I’m doing research)
Lily “I can’t love you, anymore” Evans.
Pandora “I can’t love you any more” Lovegood-Rosier.
Dorcas “I can’t love you, anymore” Meadows.
Marlene “I can’t love you any more” McKinnon.
“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”
But it’s Marlene realising that Lily has to same feelings for boys as her.
Marlene: gaslighting doesn’t work on me
Mary: ..oh?
Marlene: because I already don’t trust my, terrible, memory and I don’t care what really happened
Remus: [after Sirius apologised for the prank] I mean.. he apologised, I should forgive him.. right?
Peter: absolutely not!
Lily: 1. Don't pick up the phone, You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone.
Mary: 2. Don't let him in, You have to kick him out again.
James: 3. Don't be his friend, You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'.
Marlene: And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him.
Marlene: *bitching about another quidditch player that got best player because her and James got injured*
Marlene: I hate that bitch
James: [who has a concussion] you want her on a ditch???
Marlene: no, I said “I hate that bitch” ..but that too
“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be
James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.
Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.
Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.
Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.
Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.
Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.
Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.
Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.
Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.
Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.
Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.
Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.
(this are all headcanons!!)
| Marauders
James: Hispanic (🇨🇴/🇧🇷) — his mother (effie) is Columbia and his father (monty) is Brazilian.
Sirius: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Remus: Welse & 1/4 English (🏴/🇬🇧) — His mother is Welse and his father is part Welse part English.
Peter: Irish & German (🇮🇪/🇩🇪) — his mother is Irish and his father is German.
| Valkyries
Lily: English & 1/4 Irish (🇬🇧/🇮🇪) — her mother is English and her father is half Irish half English.
Marlene: 2/4 Irish, 1/4 Scottish & 1/4 Argentine (🇮🇪/🏴/🇦🇷) — her mother is Irish and Argentine and her father is Scottish and Irish.
Mary: English and Jamaican (🇬🇧/🇯🇲) — her mother is Jamaican and her father is English.
| Skittles squad / emeralds
Regulus: French (🇫🇷) — both parents are French.
Pandora: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Evan: Belgian & English (🇧🇪/🇬🇧) — both parents are English and Belgian.
Barty: Italian & English (🇮🇹/🇬🇧) — both parents are Italian and English.
Dorcas: English (🇬🇧) — both parents are English.
James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’
Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’
Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’
Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’
Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’
Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’
Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’
Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’
Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’
Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’
Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’
Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’
Remus: I hope you find peace for yourself. Ruining our lives isn’t going to fill the void.
Peter: …