Sirius Being Really Worried That Regulus’s Future Boyfriend Wouldn’t Know How To Handle Him Being

Because I’ve noticed a lot of Marauders people are also big Hamilton fans and I want to check this theory

I imagined that Pandora had once sewn and given each of her friends a doll for their birthday that looked like them. Barty and Evan got the same dolls. Whenever Barty is bored and alone, he takes his doll, takes Evan's doll, and pretends they're kissing (and doing other things the world doesn't want to know about, yk)

Perhaps my favorite thing about Crimson Rivers is that it makes Regulus Black canonically a Katniss Everdeen variant

Sirius = Haymitch

James = Peeta

Regulus = Katniss

My roommate is watching Harry Potter while I’m reading Choices and I have a feeling we’re in very different worlds right now

Evan to Barty

he is so smart I want to crack his skull open and lick his brain

Sirius: James’ eyes are brown, right?

Regulus: No. They’re hazel with flecks of brown and gold when the light hits them just right.

Sirius: And when was the last time he smiled?

Regulus: Yesterday morning at 11:30 a.m. when he laughed at something Remus said.

Sirius: What about his favorite animal?

Regulus: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft even though them being endangered makes him sad.

Sirius: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?

Regulus:

Sirius: When’s my birthday, Regulus.

Evan Rosier does sock shoe sock shoe

Peter often goes unnoticed so he has become a collector of marauders secrets. He starts making bets with other students about things that he knows and wins and insane amount of money whenever one of their secrets get out.

James Potter’s life plan

The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook