Oh Gosh I Am So Sorry This Is A Whump Blog, It’s A Writing Genre Thats Basically The Same As Hurt/comfort.

“Please don’t give up on me.”

Bonus points if caretaker really wasn’t planning to

In light of all the snowy weather my area is having, consider:

Character A, their friends or their team following a trail of bloodied snow to find an injured and lost Character B.

This is crazy :00 Thank you so much @whumper-boi for tagging me 🥺

Gender: He/him but they is cool too ((you know ya boys having a constant gender crisis))

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5’1 pray for me

Time: 9:54pm babey

Favourite band: Gosh so so many djdjsj to name a few?? AJR, mcr, glass animals, tally hall, the correspondents, half alive, pomplamoose, ok go, caravan palace, lemon demon, idkhow, mother mother, foster the people, lyre le temps??

Solo singers: Again so many but uhh?? Hozier, dodie, gerard way, and I weirdly cant remember many at all lmao so Ill also say Im very into musicals

Following: 212 fjdjejje

Followers: 91 and thats so crazy

Last show I binged: Superstore! I was looking for somewhere to stream it for ages then it was added to Netflix out of no where it was brilliant :00

When I created this blog: 19th January, just over three weeks :00 Just a young blog aha

Last thing I googled: “Where to watch Broadchurch” lmao. Sadly, no options available to me in this country- Alas, Im sure Ill find something :P

Why I chose this URL: *blank* time babey is a phrase I use literally every day aha, its just fun sounding

Hours of sleep: Probably around 8 last night?? Used to have an awful sleep schedule but I’ve gotten a lot better :)) Only issue is Im going to bed a bit late and therefore waking up late also

Lucky number: Maybe 4 or 12??

Instruments: I play quite a few, actually! I do voice, ukulele, piano, banjo, guitar and a little bit of drums and violin :))

Favourite food: It sounds gross but one of the only meals I eat is pasta in chicken stock with some buttered bread. Thats Autism™️ for ya

Favourite song: Oh jesus christ far too many djdjkw maybe “Pork Soda” by Glass Animals, “I will, tonight” by The Brobecks, or anything from the Neotheater album by AJR :))

Dream trip: Hmmm idk Im not really a travel sort of guy. Though, there is a museum in Sanok, Poland- The Beskiński one- that seems incredibly interesting. But Poland isn’t exactly a friendly place for my folk.

Dream job: Honestly, who knows. About to start an acting and theatre course in college but other things Ive really considered are ethical hacking and being a conservation ranger ((Id like to start an environmental group for teens, I think its a great way to connect with yourself and nature)) or go into music

Nationality: Scottish :))

Tagging:

@whumpsorbetism @aceofwhump @ledmixtape @livi-asdfghjkl @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lave-whump @probablyarmedpossiblynot @straight-to-the-pain @lektric-whump @vampirelecter

No pressure! Im pretty new here so I don’t really know many people dhdjsjjs If I didn’t tag you and you see this feel free to do it anyway :)) And sorry if someone already tagged you and I didnt noticr aha

interview tag ! ✨

the rules are to answer questions and tag some blogs you are contractually obligated to know better :)

tagged by @stardustcityhag

gender: she/her

star sign: Taurus

height: 5'3″

time currently: 9:16 PM

birthday: May 17th

favourite band/group(s): Fleetwood Mac, Angus and Julia Stone, Smoke Trees, The Wailin’ Jennys, Tegan and Sara, The Weepies, Heart, The B52s, I could go on and on I’m a total audiophile

favourite solo artist(s): Dolly Parton, Stevie Nicks, City Girl, Renee Fleming, Joyce DiDonato, Susan Graham, Billie Eilish, Ingrid Michaelson, Kacey Musgraves, etc (see above L O L)

last show you binged: Letterkenny! “you’re spare parts, aren’t ya bud?”

when you created your blog: this one I started in last year during quarantine because I had been off Tumblr for quite some time due to life things but now I have aaaaall the time in the world UGH

last thing you googled: cars, I need a new one because I’ve beat my poor old Honda to death 

why i chose my URL: Janeway is BAE, duh

how many people are you following: wouldn’t you like to know ;)

how many followers do you have: don’t know, not that invested in it really, this is all just star trek screaming into the void and I’m happy if literally even one person responds ahahaha

average hours of sleep: at least 7 or 8. this bitch gotta sleep, yo.

lucky number: 4 because it’s such a lovely, even number 

instruments: I play a real mediocre ukulele and I used to be a classically trained singer but if you don’t use it ya lose it apparently

favourite food: sushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and also my grandma’s fried catfish and hush puppies

favourite song: at present I can’t get enough of Jenny by Studio Killers, check it out ;)

dream trip: Scotland and Ireland, go see the ancestral homelands

what i am currently wearing: long sleeve t-shirt of my brother’s old college soccer team and some hella expensive (but like. the Most Comfy) yoga pants from Balance Athletica (I will sing their praises til the end of time, y’all go check them out)

dream job: idk man, I keep thinking about going back to school for like. woodworking/carpentry or some shit. I really just wanna make stuff with my hands.

nationality: American

tagging @blackcat2016, @captaincarriekathryncoffee, @setyourphaserstoslutty, @queenology, @mylittleredgirl, and @miralparis but y’all are totally not obligated :*

also anyone else who wants to join!

Whump Prompt #571

The whumpee gets laid up for a while. It takes them forever to become coherent enough to leave the hospital, and even then they have a long recovery ahead of them.

During this time, perhaps it began when the whumpee is still delirious on painkillers, a character starts watching a TV show in their room while they keep vigil.

Perhaps this character is their best friend, maybe it’s someone they don’t necessarily get on well with. Maybe is the oldest or the youngest, but either way they begin to bond over the show. Perhaps it’s the thing that brings the whumpee back to reality, as through a haze of painkillers they mutter and offhand comment about the plot or characters:

“Who does he think he is.” A mumbles beneath an oxygen mask, “cheating bastard…”

The two characters continue to watch this show, and others if they finish it quickly. They bond over it so much, other characters have entered the room to A (smothered by blankets because B is convinced A still needs coddling) leaning against B as they argue/cry/laugh over the antics on screen.

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

Thinkin about split knuckles,,,

Bloody and bruised skin pulling tightly over bones. It’s just. Yeah.

Sickness starters!

( as requested by the lovely @zalemoonshadow )

❝You aren’t looking so hot.❞ 

❝Maybe you should sit down.❞

❝I think I need to sit down.❞

❝Just take it easy today.❞

❝No – no. We’re going home, right now.❞

❝Can we leave?❞

❝You just threw up 3 times, you’re not fine!❞

❝I’m fine. I think I’m done now.❞

❝Just let me take care of you. Why are you so stubborn?❞

❝We’re going to the pharmacy and then we’re going home.❞

❝My stomach isn’t feeling so great.❞

❝I think my stomach is trying to digest itself.❞

❝I think I just need some sleep.❞

❝Will you stay with me tonight?❞

❝I don’t want to get you sick.❞

❝You’re gonna get me sick!❞

❝Holy shit, you’re burning up.❞

❝I can’t stop sweating.❞

❝I can’t stop shivering.❞

❝Are you ever not sick?❞ 

❝How the hell are you still conscious right now? Your temp is almost 104.❞

❝Urgent care or ER? Those are your two options. We’re not staying here.❞

❝Do you want some tea?❞

❝I made you some tea.❞

❝I’m losing my voice.❞

❝I couldn’t get any sleep last night, I can’t breathe out of my nose.❞

❝Oh my god, you sound like Roz from Monsters Inc!❞

❝Bathroom. Now.❞

❝Bed. Now.❞

❝I’m not taking that medicine, it’s disgusting.❞

Ah yes, I love Bonanza, one of my favourite shows :00 Incredibly whumpy, especially for Little Joe djjdjsj

One of my favourite simple yet effective whump tropes??

Pistol whipped!

Maybe they’re on their knees, held at gun point yet still quippy and sarcastic. Their captor gets fed up and with one quick strike, they crumple to the ground, out cold.

“That’s practically a blizzard out there- you’ll never find them!”

“Well I at least have to try!”

You would look cute half dead in my living room.