Not Whump - Blog Posts

Hey guys! Sorry I’ve been kinda mia for a bit- I’m still here, just lacking inspiration.

I’m gonna try to post a bit more often if I can jdjdjsjs you guys are amazing.

Thanks for sticking around if you have, hopefully I’ll get back into the swing of things again soon.

And again, I apologise for the lack of posts, love you guys! :))

-Toby

Thanks for the tag, Dot :))

Yes I am a pale motherfucker unfortunately jdjdjsj

Tagging((with no obligation)): @straight-to-the-pain @probablyarmedpossiblynot @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump @lave-whump @spookyboywhump @starrysky-whumpfics @whumper-boi and anyone else who wants to

P.s. Sorry if I keep tagging you in these, I’m still pretty new here and I don’t really know many folk, just dm me or send me an ask to stop :))

@thedeductionmistress you would really like this one :D and @cosmicqueerlove, @quirkykayleetam, @maison-simon, @mercuryrosegarden, @himbotaako, @someallpowerfulforce and anyone else who wants to, give it a go!!

So, it’s been just over eight weeks since I made this blog and I thought I’d do a little update?? Just so I’ve something to pin in place of my first intro

Hello! I’m Tobias!

I post prompts, mostly. Just little dialogue snippets or vague concepts that pop into my head, along with the occasional drabble.

I’m also in the process of making a few whump guide sorta things and I’m looking into making gifs too.

I’m also debating putting some fic on ao3 but,,, we shall see,,,

Oh, and I’m Scottish, so time zones can be a little weird, I apologise for any delays in responses this causes :))

Anyway, love you all and hope y’all are staying safe :00

Thanks for the tag @whumper-boi

Heres a vague representation of me aha

Tagging((no obligation)): @spookyboywhump @lave-whump @whumpsorbetism @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lektric-whump and anyone else who wants to! :))

I started procrastinating again and found this adorable picrew! So here’s a new tag chain!

Here’s me!!!

Tagging: @rat-father @milk-carton-whump @twistedcaretaker @kai-kai-kinnie @lektric-whump @whump-me-all-night-long and anyone else that wants to participate!!

This is crazy :00 Thank you so much @whumper-boi for tagging me 🥺

Gender: He/him but they is cool too ((you know ya boys having a constant gender crisis))

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5’1 pray for me

Time: 9:54pm babey

Favourite band: Gosh so so many djdjsj to name a few?? AJR, mcr, glass animals, tally hall, the correspondents, half alive, pomplamoose, ok go, caravan palace, lemon demon, idkhow, mother mother, foster the people, lyre le temps??

Solo singers: Again so many but uhh?? Hozier, dodie, gerard way, and I weirdly cant remember many at all lmao so Ill also say Im very into musicals

Following: 212 fjdjejje

Followers: 91 and thats so crazy

Last show I binged: Superstore! I was looking for somewhere to stream it for ages then it was added to Netflix out of no where it was brilliant :00

When I created this blog: 19th January, just over three weeks :00 Just a young blog aha

Last thing I googled: “Where to watch Broadchurch” lmao. Sadly, no options available to me in this country- Alas, Im sure Ill find something :P

Why I chose this URL: *blank* time babey is a phrase I use literally every day aha, its just fun sounding

Hours of sleep: Probably around 8 last night?? Used to have an awful sleep schedule but I’ve gotten a lot better :)) Only issue is Im going to bed a bit late and therefore waking up late also

Lucky number: Maybe 4 or 12??

Instruments: I play quite a few, actually! I do voice, ukulele, piano, banjo, guitar and a little bit of drums and violin :))

Favourite food: It sounds gross but one of the only meals I eat is pasta in chicken stock with some buttered bread. Thats Autism™️ for ya

Favourite song: Oh jesus christ far too many djdjkw maybe “Pork Soda” by Glass Animals, “I will, tonight” by The Brobecks, or anything from the Neotheater album by AJR :))

Dream trip: Hmmm idk Im not really a travel sort of guy. Though, there is a museum in Sanok, Poland- The Beskiński one- that seems incredibly interesting. But Poland isn’t exactly a friendly place for my folk.

Dream job: Honestly, who knows. About to start an acting and theatre course in college but other things Ive really considered are ethical hacking and being a conservation ranger ((Id like to start an environmental group for teens, I think its a great way to connect with yourself and nature)) or go into music

Nationality: Scottish :))

Tagging:

@whumpsorbetism @aceofwhump @ledmixtape @livi-asdfghjkl @appalachianapologies @5000angryspiders @lave-whump @probablyarmedpossiblynot @straight-to-the-pain @lektric-whump @vampirelecter

No pressure! Im pretty new here so I don’t really know many people dhdjsjjs If I didn’t tag you and you see this feel free to do it anyway :)) And sorry if someone already tagged you and I didnt noticr aha

interview tag ! ✨

the rules are to answer questions and tag some blogs you are contractually obligated to know better :)

tagged by @stardustcityhag

gender: she/her

star sign: Taurus

height: 5'3″

time currently: 9:16 PM

birthday: May 17th

favourite band/group(s): Fleetwood Mac, Angus and Julia Stone, Smoke Trees, The Wailin’ Jennys, Tegan and Sara, The Weepies, Heart, The B52s, I could go on and on I’m a total audiophile

favourite solo artist(s): Dolly Parton, Stevie Nicks, City Girl, Renee Fleming, Joyce DiDonato, Susan Graham, Billie Eilish, Ingrid Michaelson, Kacey Musgraves, etc (see above L O L)

last show you binged: Letterkenny! “you’re spare parts, aren’t ya bud?”

when you created your blog: this one I started in last year during quarantine because I had been off Tumblr for quite some time due to life things but now I have aaaaall the time in the world UGH

last thing you googled: cars, I need a new one because I’ve beat my poor old Honda to death 

why i chose my URL: Janeway is BAE, duh

how many people are you following: wouldn’t you like to know ;)

how many followers do you have: don’t know, not that invested in it really, this is all just star trek screaming into the void and I’m happy if literally even one person responds ahahaha

average hours of sleep: at least 7 or 8. this bitch gotta sleep, yo.

lucky number: 4 because it’s such a lovely, even number 

instruments: I play a real mediocre ukulele and I used to be a classically trained singer but if you don’t use it ya lose it apparently

favourite food: sushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and also my grandma’s fried catfish and hush puppies

favourite song: at present I can’t get enough of Jenny by Studio Killers, check it out ;)

dream trip: Scotland and Ireland, go see the ancestral homelands

what i am currently wearing: long sleeve t-shirt of my brother’s old college soccer team and some hella expensive (but like. the Most Comfy) yoga pants from Balance Athletica (I will sing their praises til the end of time, y’all go check them out)

dream job: idk man, I keep thinking about going back to school for like. woodworking/carpentry or some shit. I really just wanna make stuff with my hands.

nationality: American

tagging @blackcat2016, @captaincarriekathryncoffee, @setyourphaserstoslutty, @queenology, @mylittleredgirl, and @miralparis but y’all are totally not obligated :*

also anyone else who wants to join!

I can’t donate but I will reblog!

Update:

They think I have late stage Addison’s disease.

I have more testing I have to do.

I’m without words. This is terrifying.

I can’t even let myself grieve or relax because I don’t even have enough money to be diagnosed properly OR treated.

So please, please. If you have anything to spare.. I need it now more than ever ..

I appreciate any and ALL HELP!!!

If you’d like to immediately help me my PayPal is

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

I don’t want to die because I can’t afford to get treatment. I’ve come this far.. I’m desperate. I need my community now more than ever. Please don’t let me be forgotten

BOOST THIS

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

Oh gosh I am so sorry this is a whump blog, it’s a writing genre thats basically the same as hurt/comfort. These are writing prompts and were not intended to be romanticised, although some have taken it that way((and hey, thats up to them lmao)). I apologise for the misunderstanding!

Okay but manhandling??

Getting forced roughly to their knees ((perhaps with a gun pointed at their face))

Getting roughed up as a threat ((and their friends/caretaker finding out))

Slammed against a wall

Arms twisted painfully behind their back

A hand harshly covering their mouth

An arm wrapped around their neck, back flush against their captor

Grabbed by the hair

Grabbed around the midsection and lifted as they struggle

Grabbed by their shirt collar and pinned against a wall

Yeah,,, manhandling very good

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

hi! am I allowed to continue off one of your prompts? (my whump blog is @lave-whump but this is my main :P)

Hi there, of course! I’m flattered aha, it’d be super cool if you’d tag me but it’s alright if not :))

I’m trying to figure out how to make gifs and what not so hopefully I can start doing some of those :))