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*Kunikida calls Atsushi*
Atsushi: hello? Kunikida-san....what's up?
Kunikida: do you know where Dazai is? He left before doing any paperwork
Atsushi, *staring at Dazai and Kyouka eating shaved ice on the dining table*: no? Do I?
Kunikida *sighs*: are you asking me or answering the question?
Atsushi: I am sure.. he'll show up....one day
Kunikida: eh...fine. If you see him tell him to get his ass back to the office
*phone cuts*
Atsushi: Dazai-san! Look! I had to lie to Kunikida-san because of YOU
Dazai: awww you are such a nice person Atsushi!
Atsushi *rolling his eyes*: how did you even get my keys? The door was locked? Did you give him, Kyouka-chan?
Kyouka: *shakes her head*
Dazai: oh, I have a copy of your keys 😄
Atsushi: what.😨
Dazai: what?
Atsushi: HOW DID YOU GET MY KEYS?
Dazai: I made a copy of them before you got this apartment 😄
Atsushi: 😐😐😐😐
Dazai: ah don't worry, I have the keys of all the people I care about. Here's Chuuya's, I kept them with me all these years....
Atsushi: HOW WILL I NOT WORRY AFTER KNOWING THAT----