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i was told ti post this here
does anyone ever remember that cbee were teen parents bc i do
hc that tubbo is REALLY insecure about his missing eye, so he wears an eyepatch in new l’manberg and absolutely hates it. it’s too big and garish, it rubs up on his wounds all wrong, he hates seeing himself with it. it makes him feel weak. ranboo notices (of course he does) and thinks that tubbo deserves to feel handsome again. they set off after a cabinet meeting to see if ghostbur has any books on prosthetics.
it should be noted that ranboo has no fucking clue what they’re doing. in the weeks after the plans inception, he has amassed over fifty handcrafted glass eyes, of which exactly zero will work. they’re too big, too small, not the right color. he even managed to make one with a rectangular pupil before they thought better of it. it's a shame, too, that was his best one yet. they're tired and frustrated and the eye collection is really starting to creep him out. ranboo considers asking for help.
ranboo remembers the tumultuous political state of new l'manburg.
ranboo thinks this may be a one-man project.
it really shouldn’t be a surprise that tubbo finds out. they've been practically attached at the hip since ranboo joined, and he was never any good at keeping things from tubbo anyway. they're popping over to ranboo's to get supplies for whatever adventure they're going on today, and the little chest labeled SECRET DO NOT OPEN is too full, propped open with dozens of lumpy glass spheres. tubbo notices (of course he does) and gets halfway through a i can't believe you have an eye fetish before he realizes. ranboo thinks it's a bad sign when he goes silent and an even worse one when his eye goes all misty and aw shit he made the president cry.
he's stuttering through an apology when tubbo's one eye meets their two and he asks is this for me? did you make these for me? ranboo nods and tubbo smiles like a kid on christmas, watery and bright. they've missed that smile. before he knows what's happening, tubbo's tackled them into a hug, sending both of them careening to the ground. ranboo vows there and then to give the man anything and everything he desires now and forever, just so he can feel like this again. not a veteran, not a politician, just tubbo, carefree and kind.
yeah, that sounds like a good life.
as quickly as ranboo went down, he's being pulled back up with tubbo insisting that they try every single eye, previous adventure abandoned. they spend the day like that, going through the chest, laughing at some of ranboos earlier attempts, and screaming with excitement when one managed to fit.
he looks beautiful. more confident, brighter, somehow. they burn his eyepatch that night. ranboo had already gotten him a better one anyway.
I sleep soundly knowing c!Tubbo won’t a bad ending. I am also awake till 2 am because I feel like he won’t have any ending. ALSO NO CABINET DUO ENDING IS SAD. >:(
I don’t need therapy therapy I need answers on who sent that letter to c!Tubbo that c!Ranboo found in his mailbox back in snowchester. I need to know why they sent it. I need c!Tubbo to read that letter.
My C!MCYT headcannons pt. 2
Heyyyy I remembered I actually can post shit on Tumblr and I promised a part 2 so here it is please enjoy! Please note this is all my own opinion and that I apologize if you dislike them, I may change certain aspects of already created lore and some parts of Minecraft as a whole to fit my ideals better.
TWs: cursing, death, mentioned witchcraft (????), death, “accounting” (Wil said Sally was an accountant and we all know what that truly means), possession, abandonment, trauma (ig?)
- witchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponk- Ponk is a doctor in the SMP (I can’t remember if this is cannon or nah but it is in this reality) when someone gets hurt on the SMP they usually go to him, but because most medicines and such in Minecraft are y’know potions he knows his way around them and as a joke people call Ponk a witch-doctor. He’ll give people all kinds of neat potions and such to help them recover faster or ease pain, and since to make the complicated potions needed for his lien of work he ends up falling into the hole of witchcraft.
- Charlie knows more than he lets on, he’s been around for thousands of years- and is the same age if not older than Philza (who I hc to be almost 33,000+ years old). He’s definitely seen some shit, he just may not want to reveal or accept what he’s seen, because of this he puts on the mask of knowing little about the world to shield not only himself but also those he cares about from the horrors he’s seen through the years.
- I am in support of Demon Sapnap, he’s like a hybrid of whatever tf Bad is and to me it just makes more sense that a demon would adopt another demon.
- “if Bad adopted Sapnap would he count as a dilf?” “Ace shut your mouth.”
- (After being reminded of Puffy’s boundaries, I am changing this to only speak of my dad!Schlatt and son!Tubbo theory) Tubbo is Schlatt’s son, or at the very least we think he is, for my headcannons I’m just saying they are. Tubbo’s mom I’d assume was either human or some other horned hybrid (probably another sheep hybrid) but due to Schlatt’s alcohol problems and bad attitude she probably left him not long after Tubbo was born which lead to Schlatt being unable to take care of him and his addictions getting worse yadda yadda. AND NO HE WAS NOT ADOPTED BY PHIL.
- while we’re still on the topic of Puffy- they use to be a pirate captain, but settled down after a while then later adopted Foolish. But Foolish was not the cause of her leave, but rather she needed a break for the dangerous pirate life which lead her to the SMP. She stayed for a while but by the time she was finally ready her crew had already left her behind because she had taken too long. She eventually forgot about her days as a pirate until many years later when she found the ship again.
- Tubbo and Ranboo have confirmed that their C!characters are indeed in a romantic relationship but I’m not ready to accept that Tubbo fell in love with the enderman he was suppose to steal money from. (He can do better smh ✋🙄)
- Ranboo teleports in his sleep which is the only way Tubbo is actually able to go to sleep because it means that there is no longer a monster nearby since they keep Micheal in a separate house (if I’m remembering lore correctly that is).
- purpled is an alien, what kind of alien we don’t know.
- Sally wasn’t an accountant that deals with letters and numbers, she was an “Accountant”. She ran away with Wilbur to live happily with their child, but then cause Salmon don’t lie very long she died of natural causes. Wilbur was thrown in a deep, deep, depression which somehow lead him down the path of making a drug van.
- If Velvet (antforst’s significant other) joined the SMP there are two things that may happen. 1. He’d be able to undo whatever the egg did to Ant. The whole true love conquers all trope but in a different way, it’s still true love but instead it’s giving Ant the motivation he needs to fight back against the egg and possibly helping save everyone else. 2. He’d join the egg in order to be with Ant just as Bad did for Skeppy, history repeating itself almost. Though I think it’d be 1 instead there is still this possibility, the Egg lures people in through empty promises of giving them their greatest desires, and Velvet’s greatest desire would most likely to be with Ant. This lead to Velvet’s possession, yada yada, bam! More food for the fan artists.
- Dream is homeless but also not, like he has a house but it’s not his and he’s rarely there. So someone on the SMP (idk who, probably Foolish) had built him a house as a gift in the earlier days of the SMP, but nobody knew of it other than person who built it. But the person who built it still technically owns it making it their house and not Dreams, because of this Dream isn’t there often since he was too busy, then he went to Prison and it was basically abandoned.