All your favorite posts, one swipe away
I write in unbearable heat With a fan or three aimed at my seat And the air outside’s long been Beset by a strong wind Of fires and smoke and defeat - Mod B
A season two fitting the aura Of bending and ghosts and aurora You can say that they botched it But still, hey, we watched it They could’ve done much worse by Korra - Mod B
It's tricky for one who's enjoying This site to be cool with destroying All semblance of why They'd have good api Hey but nah rather it's all /anneueing/ - Mod B
We thought they'd make Lilith a schemer But "young blood, old souls" would redeem 'er Mod M had a verse writ Expecting some worse shit But hey, that's the life of a memer - Mod B
He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty - Mod B
I feel like I’m almost patrollin’ These catalog pages I’m scrollin’ I’m lookin’ and hopin’ My classes are open With space left for me to enroll in - Mod B
Y’all, people whose symptoms are mild? Or those barely more than a child? Still got the same task Wear a damn fuckin mask The audacity’s buck-fuckin-wild - Mod B
Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire - Mod B
It’s funny how we all admire it Today some shows even require it See, the tales everyone dreads From the seventeen hundreds Are an incomplete history of “pirate” - Mod B
We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation! - Mods E, M, and B
Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich” - Mods E, M, and B
Y’all college is making me frantic The stress level’s getting gigantic It’s hard to make friends In chats no one attends Cos they’re all living near the Atlantic - Mod B
Been reading a lot of books lately And most of them I enjoy greatly There’s none so rewardin’ As the ol’ Robert Jordan Although he can drag on … ornately - Mod B
I started a club with some friends A book club of old odds and ends It’s been quite engaging Our paging-by-paging And keeping up, if through a lens - Mod B
You think there's a limerick fandom? That's cute, but it's really too random And too niche an interest For any save Pinterest But lol we're not working in tandem -Mods E, M, B
Would be nice if I could be class-browsing But admin can't seem to stop drowsing If everything could Be like they said it would By now I'd have meal plans and housing : ( - Mod B
The Sith Lords, of course, we all knew of them I knew that the stories were true of them But all we had planned Had got quite out of hand When realized we, “Now there are two of them!” - Mod B
We hoped there'd be nothing amiss to see When said we, "We're living through history!" It was supposed to be space! Not a total disgrace Like the U.S. is shaping up this to be - Mod B
In looking for rhyme inspirations, I turned to quadratic equations. But there's more than quadratics In recreational mathematics -- You get rhymes like "concatenations"! - Mod B
I’m creating a blog with two fools Who don’t always play by the rules Though they may think I’m funny And I beat them at rummy I really do think that they’re jewels - Mod E
Well, now that this blog has begun I’d like to say “hi everyone” The deadline, though stressful Helps me be successful And makes each new queueing more fun - Mod M
Seems to me like we’re at the induction To some longstanding limerick construction It’s buckwild how fast We can make a joke last Past a simple enough introduction - Mod B