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Iruma: Hey... is it ok if I swear?
Derkila: OH Yeah! Definitely, go ahead Kiddo!
Iruma: Ok! FU—... SH–!
Derkila: Yes, go on, you can do it Kiddo!
Iruma: Dam– I can’t do it! I’m nervous…
Derkila while petting him on the back: that's alright you gave it your best try. Here I’ll do it for you.
Dakila holding a megaphone, takes a deep breath and–: MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!
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Iruma: Hey Dad… Can you– Can I ask you for a… small favor..?
Derkila: I would kill for you, shower you with all the riches, treasures and wonders of human & Netherworld– but sure totally Kiddo! What do you need?
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Asmodeus Alice when he found out: So what’s it like to have the Demon King Derkila as your Father, Iruma-sama?
Iruma: Imagine living with the most civilized, responsible, and mature person.
Azz-kun: Wow! That must be grea—
Iruma: Now throw all that out of the window. And There! You have my Dad!
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Iruma: You can’t set all of our problems on fire!
Derkila: You’d be surprised just how many things are flammable, Kiddo! Like your old, trashy parents! Now grab that gallon of gasoline, this one's a big one!
Iruma: Dad that's the meeting room for tHE 13 CROWN!!!! --