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1 month ago

walk into the local in a skirt and a guy calls me a “fucking faggot”, and i explain to him that im actually a femboy not a trans woman and he says “oh sorry lad, so you still relate to masculinity in some sort of way” and im like yeah and hes like “sorry mate” and im like ur fine honestly happens all the time and hes like “buy you a drink?” and one turns into two turns into three and he’s hilting in me in the mens and im panting and my mascara’s running and my tits are bouncing and my skirt’s up over my little estrogenated ass and he says “good girl” and i moan and he says “i fucking knew it” and clatters my head off the wall and i go down and he doesnt even have the good grace to finish on my unconscious body hes so mad. anyway can you pick me up i have a concussion


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8 months ago

nothing like accidentally finding myself matching with that one pair!!!

Nothing Like Accidentally Finding Myself Matching With That One Pair!!!

basically i was just bringing my new badge out and my vv good friend just pulls out the exact same one. they say that they got it to match with someone else on a date, and to that i said “hell yea im you two’s gf now (/j) but it turned serious so yea expect to see me with my two gfs!!! power throuple with furina pins or smth!!!

(ps: they are my platonic friends so don’t get it wrong!!)

(pps: or are they?~)


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5 years ago

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Look at this RSD induced ADD symptoms because it’s hitting home for me.

writingwickedwitch - I Like Witches And Writing

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1 year ago

I do think there is a difference between how men and women are socialized to express emotions but I cannot STAND when men twist that to imply that little girls are never told to “stop crying” or women just have a peachy easy time expressing emotion while men are forced to suffer in silence. Like literally women and girls are CONstantly told that we’re hysterical and overdramatic and irrational for expressing emotion and we explicitly get taken less seriously than men do when we express emotion. Be for real.


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2 years ago

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism


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2 years ago

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made


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3 years ago

"I'm not lazy, I'm just tired. and I don't mean because I've been working hard. Not at all. I'm tired from forcing myself to get out of bed everyday. I'm tired of distracting myself from the thoughts in my brain. I'm tired because all my energy is put to surviving and people don't understand that because all they see is how unproductive you are."

— depression is a disease and it's tiring


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4 years ago

to be fair in high school when i told someone i loved them i also instantly went to super hell


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have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???


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10 months ago
My Fabric Stash Just Outgrew My Storage Cabinet…. Ah Well, I Guess That It’s A Sewist Life To Have

My fabric stash just outgrew my storage cabinet…. Ah well, I guess that it’s a sewist life to have bags of unhoused fabric sitting around their room/sewing space.

The fabric will soon(ish) be used tho.; this is all old shirts from my grandpa that my gran forced him to get rid of bc they were too worn out, and I’ll make a patchwork quilt out of them.


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1 year ago

Me: why does my back hurts so much?

Also me whenever I sew for more than 5 minutes:

Me: Why Does My Back Hurts So Much?

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1 year ago

Me receiving a message just to find out that it's just a porn bot

Me Receiving A Message Just To Find Out That It's Just A Porn Bot

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1 year ago

When I want nothing more than collapse on my bed but…

picture of an ironing board taking most of the space in a small room. the are an iron, a piece of white fabric and a various sewing supplies on the board.  a bed with a blue bedcover and stuffed animals is visible behind the board.

Or the downside of having my bedroom double as my sewing room.


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2 weeks ago
Shout Out To This Man In Particular

Shout out to this man in particular


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3 years ago

girl help im stuck on a level in portal and im too stubborn to look up a walkthrough


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1 month ago

Cause I’m a ✨FANFICTION WRITER✨

lol please enjoy this stupid little video I made about fanfiction. No thoughts at all. Just silliness.

You’re welcome.


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