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MK faces his fear of spiders and it doesn’t go as expected…
with bonus Sandy tea party that doubles as a therapy appointment. Macaque is supposed to be there but he’s running late 🏃💨
LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.
Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.
Tang: Gay.
Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.
Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.
Monkey King: Pan.
Macaque: Pan.
Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.
DBK: Straight.
Princess Iron Fan: Straight.
Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.
Syntax: Gay asexual.
Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.
Ne Zha: AroAce.
Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.
The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.
Azure: Pan.
Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.
Yellow tusk: Gay.
Soooooo
I had some free time tonight, and I decided to finally draw Sammi (Samhain) again (ignore that her horns change size like every drawing xd
here's just another drawing of Sammi
BunnySam cus you cant stop meeee
Bebe Sammi with Sandy (he's showing her his magic
Sam chillin on North's absolutely ginormous shoulders xd
Toothiana is absolutely mesmerized by Sam's teeth xd (also forgot to shade in her eyes here)
It’s been quite a while since I made this for a March issue of a zine, it feels like ages ago! Anyway I thought I should post it. Here’s to the Spongebob Musical, a surprisingly great show!
This is mine Rise of the Guardians OC: Sarah Raven
 🎃The Guardian/ Spirit of Halloween 🎃
A Fiery Lovestory (Red Son x Mk) part 12
(I suggest you check out parts 1-11 if you haven't already)
(With Sandy) Sandy woke up and stretched he looked towards the side of his bed expecting to see Mo there. It took him a moment but he realised his cat wasn't there quickly. "Mo!?" Sandy called out instantly going into a state of panic due to not having his precious kitten with him. The gentle giant began going through his boat house lifting up couches checking high and low for his cat.
Eventually after around 30minutes of searching he decided to go over to the noodle shop. "What's up with Mk?" Tang said to Pigsy inside the shop, "Don't know maybe h-" Pigsy was cut off by Sandy rushing into the shop. "Sandy! Geez trying to give us a heart attack" Tang shouted before slowly calming down. "I can't find Mo!" Sandy exclaimed his voice full of worry. "Wait what? Are you sur-" Pigsy asked before getting cut off again, "Yes I checked around the whole boat house!" Sandy replied knowing what the rest of the question would be.
Pigsy let out a sigh, "Maybe he just managed to escape and went somewhere?" He spoke out quickly not wanting to be interrupted again. "Where would he go?!" Sandy replied, "Sandy don't worry, Mo is a smart cat he's probably safe and is trying to get back here" Tang said in an attempt to comfort his worried friend. "Yea Tang is right he probably is sa-" Pigsy was cut off a third time by Mk rushing back in. "Sorry! Forgot a few orders....Sandy? Why are you here?" The noodle boy asked as he quickly noticed Sandy. "Mo is missing" The gentle giant replied sadly, "Wait actually?! I'll keep a look out for him while I'm delivering and when I'm done I'll go around" Mk replied making Sandy smile.
(Meanwhile with Red Son) The fire demon teleported into Megatroplis and had Mo on his shoulder. "You're one lucky cat..." Red Son said to Mo who meowed happily in response before nuzzling against Red Sons' cheek. "And you're cute..." The fire demon mumbled before putting on a hoodie and walking around. "The noodle shop was this way, right?" The fire demon asked the cat, Mo gave him an 'idk' look. "How can you not kn-...never mind I can't be mad at you.." Red Son said before continuing to walk.
"Well...here we are..." The fire demon said before looking through the window, "He should be gone by now..." he added noticing Mk in the window, from his time with him he quickly learnt what times Mk had work. Mo meowed happily once he saw Sandy in there. "There he is...you can go now..." Red Son said, Mo hissed in protest wanting the fire demon to take him in. "Really like being treated like royalty..." Red Son mumbled as he listened to Mo.
The fire demon hesitantly went in covering his face with the hoodie and looking at the ground. Mo suddenly relaxed in Red Sons' arms. "Oh hey a customer!" Mk said out noticing the person aka Red Son come in. "I-I'm not a customer...j-just came here to return someone I found..." Red Son responded before Mo jumped onto the ground. "Mo!" Sandy exclaimed happily.
Mo nuzzled against Sandy happily, the noodle boy looked at Red Son finding his voice sort of familiar. "Weird...so what's your name?" Pigsy asked, as he stared at Red Son clearly not knowing who it was, "I-I umm my name?" The fire demon responded clearly not expecting this. Pigsy nodded, "W-well" Red Son really didn't want to tell them his name and couldn't think of one on the spot. Mo suddenly climbed back onto Red Son and pulled back his hoodie. "Shit..." The fire demon mumbled.
"Red Son?!" The group exclaimed clearly not expecting this. "Maybe you're the one that kidnapped Mo!" Pigsy hissed angrily before he was ready to through and ladle at Red Son. "R-Red Son did you really?" Mk stuttered out, "No I didn't you noodle brains!" The fire demon responded as he tried leaving. Sandy looked pissed at the thought of someone kidnapping Mo, just as Pigsy was about to Mo stood in front of Red Son and hissed at the others.
(Had this in my draft for 50 fucking years because I kept thinking it wasn’t good enough but now I don’t care and just gonna upload it)
A World Without Him
Chapter 3
Tang waits a moment in front of the boat door, hearing a faint commotion coming from the other side.
Then the door swings open, with a cheery blue giant standing inside. "Tang! It's good to see you, my friend! Come inside, I'll be with you in a moment." He walks away from the door to make space.
"Ok, thank you, Sandy." Tang replies as he enters, closing the door behind him.
Sandy's boat always had a calming feeling to it. Maybe it was the color scheme, with shades of blue for the walls and soft browns, yellows, and oranges used for decor and furniture
Or maybe it was the atmosphere, with the copious amounts of friendly therapy cats, the lingering smell of tea, and maybe even the occasional rock of the boat from the waves.
Whatever it was, Tang was glad as it gradually calmed his nerves.
He had sat down on a plush couch with a coffee table in front with sandy in the side kitchen, most likely brewing tea.
Almost as soon as he relaxed into the cushions, a calico cat with bright amber eyes pounced onto his lap.
"Oof- heh. Hey there, Stella." Tang greeted the rambunctious cat. Stella had been bothering Tang ever since the gang came back to Metrapolis with things like small pounces or bites on his fingers.
He thought it was a bit annoying, but he did still keep extra cat treats in his messenger bag whenever he's planning on visiting Sandy.
Speaking of, Sandy had seemingly finished whatever tea he had been making as he came back to the sitting area, tray in hand.
He put the tray down on the coffee table and carefully handed Tang a steaming cup of tea. Sandy took one for himself as he sat to Tang's left, and Tang noticed the cat paw pattern that adorned the cup. He smiled to himself.
"So Tang, how was that book you mentioned? I remember you saying how the images were grainy and underdeveloped. Mytho... eh..."
"Mythos. The Mythos Sites: Professional Study. I finished reading it last night. I don't know why I did, though, because it felt like reading a last-minute book report done by a five year old!" He exlaimed loudly, waving his free hand in the air before taking a sip of his tea. Ooo, lavender.
"Haha! I can see why you didn't like it that much. I thought it might've been good since it's about Journey to the West and had a good summary." Sandy says, swirling his tea before taking another drink.
"It's not your fault, Sandy. It did look promising on the cover and in the intro," Tang comforted before grumbling into his cup. "...but it just devolved into ramblings about how these Mythos Sites "prove that the world was controlled by aliens" and "how the earth is hollow with otherworldly beings living inside" blah blah blah." Tang mocked as he moved his hands sporadically, almost spilling his tea on Stella, who just jumped and ran away.
"I still feel a bit bad, though. Hmmm... oh! Tang!" He suddenly says, leaning over to look at Tang. "Did you bring your sketch book?"
He reaches into his messanger bag and pulls out a small leather-bound notebook. "Yeah? I take it with me everywhere."
Sandy just smiles as he offers Tang a hand. "Then let's go and find some inspiration!"
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In the end, Sandy had taken an entire canvas with him, paint pallette and all, while him and Tang wandered around Metrapolis looking for things to draw and paint.
They went to Pigsy's first, Tang with the excuse of getting "everyday life" sketches. They ended up talking with Pigsy most of the time, barely doing anything, but Tang did get some quick sketches of Pisgy's cooking process.
When they left, they had found a flower shop with sunflowers on the logo. Tang sat down next to Sandy as he started to sketch, sometimes looking at the painting next to him.
The next spot was the main square, full of advertisements and skyscrapers. This is where the weather station is, broadcasting new weather updates and changes.
The final stop was the library, in the back with the lamp and city records. The atmosphere was nice. Sandy had pulled out a third canvas from... somewhere, and is now skimming through random books off the shelves.
Tang was just reading a new edition of Monkey Cop: Back in the Streets, as he had also finished his sketches, when he suddenly heard rounds of footsteps entering the library.
This is when he suddenly remembered what he set that alarm for yesterday, and why he had set it up in the first place.
It was the day where the new book of "The Monkie Kings Bride" had been set to be shelved (one adaptation he personally doesn't like, too many cliches and it has a weird artstyle to him)
And he knew exactly what fans were coming... the chaos that would ensue. He needed to get Sandy and him out of there before they were suffocated by the crowd.
"Hey, uh, Sandy? We need to leave. Like, now." He stated as he quickly stuffed his sketch book, pencils, and erasers back into the messanger bag.
"What's wrong Tang? Why do we have to leave now?" Sandy asked as he started to follow Tang through the bookcases. "Why are we- oh. Oh, now I understand."
"Aw, CRAP." Why do I always get stuck with the annoying side plots?
The entrance is no longer visible, as hordes of people come in and group around the doors, waiting for that stupid book.
"Ughh..." Tang groaned as he took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes.
Great. Just great. Now he had to either a) push through the GIANT crowd to get through the overflowing entrance, b) wait for an opening to get through, or c) find out some other way out-
"Hey Tang?" Sandy speaks, pulling him out of his thoughts.
"Oh, uh, yeah, Sandy?" He says nervously. He has never liked crowds, and he doesn't want to stay here more than he has to.
"Can we go out through there?" Sandy points to a... fire escape door. Wow, how convenient!
*phew* "Thanks, Sandy." Tang says as he dodges a few stragglers on his way to the door, waving Sandy to come with.
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They both walk out of the side alley that the library was connected to, swerving through the smaller outside crowd.
"Oh dang, I totally forgot about that! *huff* Sorry, Sandy." Tang says as he leans against a store wall.
"It's alright Tang. In any case, I really enjoyed today! I really liked getting out of the boat for a bit, and I'm very excited to hang up our paintings!" Sandy reassures.
"Heh, thanks, Sandy. I hope we can do something like this again!" He smiles. He then starts to wave Sandy goodbye.
Tang gets home without any issues. No annoying voices, loud music, or big fights. Just pure white noise in the bustling city, and the breeze.
He's glad for that. Everything is ok, and will be ok. He wants everything to stay like this.
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I made a turtle today in the beach X3
Then I made it in to a uniturtle cause my sister found a pointy shell XD
Spooktober Day 8
SpongeBob Costumes
Mine
SpongeBob and Patrick face their most evil foe....The Flying Dutchman....giving out miniature candy, Broccoli, toothbrushes, and pencils for trick or treat....evil
Jared's:
SpongeBob and Patrick in some spookier apparel
Spooktober Day 5
SpongeBob Monsters
Mine
SpongeBob is a weird eyeball Eldritch monster thing, Patrick is a Frankensteins Monster, Squidward is a vampire with elements of the vampire squid, Sandy is an invisible mad scientist, Mr Krabs is a ghost pirate, Plankton is a robot piloted by a brain in a jar
Jared's:
SpongeBob as Frankensteins Monster
SpongeBob Au day 23
Freakbob
Equivalent of Helptale or Underworld or Freaktale
Sp____b_b S_____p__ts, Patpatpaapapapatttpatri, Chtluluwarse, Scratchy, XX Krabs XX, Tonplank
SpongeBob Au 19
Prehistoric but based on prehistoric creatures
The things I referenced
SpongeBob AU Day 18?
Western Pretty simple: Them but western. Inspired loosely by the western episode but different The Krusty Krab is a tavern (staple of any western town) that serves ice cream. SpongeBob makes the ice cream. Squidward serves it and also plays the piano tho he sucks at it. Mr Krabs owns the tavern and is also the corrupt mayor. Patrick is the town idiot. The One Eyed Bandit is a bandit that terrorizes the town and tries to steal the secret sauce added to the Krusty Taverns ice cream. Texas Ranger is a mysterious outlaw who showed up one day to battle The One Eyed Bandit and has started training SpongeBob to be the town's sheriff since their sheriff (Larry) is not particularly good
SpongeBob Au Day 15
Not one but actually a group of characters from different Aus The SpongeBob version of the Spider Society or the Good Sanses
These aren't the only members and imagine some characters from previous Aus like Horror Sandy, Fell Plankton, and Spongetale Patrick would also be here too. But these are basically from Aus I had ideas for but didn't feel like fleshing them out fully
30s SpongeBob: SpongeBob as a 30s cartoon....not much else to him
Cat Squidward: Squidward as a cat
Lego Patrick Man: Inspired by the Lego Patrick Man series by Crazyfilms1121 that took up a huge portion of my life
Apocalypse Squidward: In an au of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie where SpongeBob and Patrick actually failed to get Neptune's crown and died in Shell City. Squidward Managed to escape control but burnt off half his face and had his legs cut off. But he escaped to start a rebellion against Plankton
Human Sandy: Meant to write musical Sandy.... Sandy from the musical
Nuclear Plankton: An au I was gonna work on but didn't like and scrapped where Plankton got so desperate he nuked the Krusty Krab resulting in a nuclear fallout in Bikini Bottom where he implants his brain in a robot and tries to right his wrongs by trying to rebuild while surviving
Survivor Krabs: Au of the second SpongeBob Movie where SpongeBob and Plankton got lost in time and never make it back. Everyone starves except Patrick and Mr. Krabs. Krabs loses his sanity but he's put on this team cause he's not actually evil just unstable
Ink! Patrick: Ink! Sans but Patrick
Handsome Squidward:.....c'mon....if he wasn't here it wouldn't be complete
Pat-Tar: Idk why he was invited but he go unga bunga and must be well fed
Horror Mermaid Man: This is from my Horror au where he and Barnacle Boy were unaffected but Barnacle Boy was eaten by the elderly fish. Mermaid Man blames himself and is secluded in his lair. His starfish at his lower face. Sandy tries to ask him for help but he's given up on being a hero and just sits in solidarity with Barnacle Boys corpse. He was brought here against his will
Gangsta SpongeBob: That one thing of SpongeBob gangster
SpongeBoy: The one they all stem from. Not necessarily a god or anything but just the original who's universe was wiped away so he works to make sure the same never happens to any other universe. He's the leader....or was
Cyber-Eye: Her past is unknown but she helped found the team by travelling through dimensions for recruits and has been slowly working to overthrow SpongeBoy to wipe out any au she deems useless or chaotic and wants to bring a balance to the universe
Some members I didn't draw:
Bubbles: The third founding member who Cyber-Eye kicks off the team
TV Spongebob: SpongeBob with a TV head from another scrapped au I did. He's just a creepy TV SpongeBob obsessed with entertaining people and doing anything for a laugh
Jimbob: Saving him for later
Spongebob Au day 14
Spongetaleswap
Spongetale but Underswap.
Squidward swaps with Sandy. Plankton with Patchy. Garry with Bubble Buddy. SpongeBob with Patrick
Songs (for the names of the songs the replace in using the names of the songs of my Underswap take):
Plankton: It All Began When I Fell Down (A Long Time Ago); SpongeSwap (UnderSwap)
Gary: Ur Fun Pet (Ur Best Tem); Ur Horror Pet (Ur Tem Nitemair)
Spongebob: bobby. (paps.); Tubular Song To Listen To Jam To When You Possibly Fight The Spectacular SpongeBob (Cool Song To Listen To When You Possibly Fight The Great Papyrus); PIRATEBUSSLE (MEGALOTRUSSLE)
Patrick: Gyuh Huh Huh (MWEH HEH HEH); Patrick Man! (Comic Sans!)
Squidward GYAAAAAAAAAH! (EHHHHHH!); Clarinet of Victory (Axe of Tenacity); Vengeance of a True Musician (Battle Against An Anime Hero)
Sandy:Science Squirrel (Nerdy Fish); Homesick (But This Is The Truth); Sandy Just Wants To Go Home (Undyne Takes Battle)
Patchy: Seven Seas (Determined); DAVY JONES LOCKER! (MEGALO END)
SpongeBob Au day 13
Just them but they're the objects that they live in now
Idk why.....Just thought it'd be cool
Spongebob Au day 12
Fantasy
Spomgebob is a little chef guy who is looking for magic ingredients to make magic Krabby Patties. Patrick is the brute who wields a big mutton club. Sandy is a knight but also an alchemist Squidward is a bard. Together they search for the magic ingredients to get them before the evil wizard Plankton does
SpongeBob Day 10
Trigger warning death+suicide
Creepypasta Au
Different from the horror au
I call it HashSlinging Slasher
In this au plankton brainwashes SpongeBob to be the hashslinging slasher and kill all his friends
The first victim is Mr. Krabs who is after hours at the Krusty Krab counting his money and is attacked and knocked into a grease trap
The murder of Mr. Krabs is all over the news and Sandy suspects it was no accident so she enlists spongebob to help investigate
When his brainwashing kicks back in the next night he targets Squidward but isn't able to get him but raises suspicion with Patrick
Before SpongeBob can go after Patrick Gary attacks him because he notices SpongeBob is not himself but SpongeBob bashes the poor snail to death
The next night SpongeBob gets Squidward alone, cuts off two of his legs, and chokes him with his clarinet but just then Sandy and Patrick arrive but SpongeBob flees
Sandy then confronts SpongeBob and tries to save him she succeeds but not before he's already slaughtered Pearl, Larry, Bubble Bass, Fred, and Mrs. Puff
After he regains his senses he doesn't stop trying to grab Sandy but she pushes him away confused not realizing he was trying to save her from a bomb that was planted in her suit during the scuffle
Now SpongeBob confronts Plankton and Karen
Karen informs SpongeBob that she knew this was going to far and had to be stopped and that Plankton captured and began torturing Patrick to make him the new killing spider and to make it irreversible. She tries to help him but it's too late for that and SpongeBob smashes her screen.
He then confronts Plankton who begins explaining his plan but while he's distracted SpongeBob snags a bottle of acid and burns plankton with some acid bubbles but not before Patrick is released and sent after SpongeBob
In the battle of the friends SpongeBob is force to kill Patrick
Afterwards he picks up Patrick's gun and finishes himself off
Spongebob Anniversary Day 7
The Spomgevengers
Based on an old au I made I don't even remember all the fusions
All I remember is Hulk and Patrick, Gary and Nick Fury, and Plankton and Thanos. The rest I just thought fit. Squidward and Hawkeye cause both don't offer much to the Table. Krabs and Captain America cause both are war vets. Sandy and Iron Man cause both are smart and wear special suits. And SpongeBob and Thor cause I thought his spatula would be a good replacement for the hammerI even did this on my Marvel book as a surface to write on
SpongeBob Anniversary Day 6
This is a dark somewhat Underfell style au
SpongeBob is a jittery ball of anxiety whos always getting into trouble and is constantly roped into Patrick's schemes
Patrick is still an idiot but an idiot with goals. He's always trying these get rich quick sort of schemes that usually gets him and SpongeBob into trouble. Also as a running gag he constantly accidentally injures himself gruesomely
Plankton actually tries to help Bikini Bottom and wants the Krabby Patty formula to try and give people more affordable food. Unfortunately he's always squished but he never gives up on his dreams
Squidward I'm still working on but he has basically completely lost it. His art is often very dark and twisted usually featuring lots of gore or suicidal themes however he is a significantly better artist than in OG SpongeBob universe. He's currently taking anger management and frequently has heart attacks
Sandy is a mad scientist who came to Bikini Bottom to run inhumane experiments on the sea life. She likes toying with SpongeBob and Patrick tho they are probably the people she treats the best. She teaches SpongeBob self defense but not karate rather she teaches him dirty tactics on how to win street fights
Mr. Krabs is a war veteran and is a very stuck in the past kinda guy. Not open to any new ideas which has made his business very unsuccessful. So he resorts to underhanded tactics to eliminate competition to make his restaurant the only place for common folk to get food but it's still very expensive. He's a strict boss and has no problem killing anyone who tries to steal his money, formula, or points out his little arm
I also did some human designs for this au
Spongebob Anniversary Day 4
Horror Au
After human scientists stole Neptune's Moon, the magical rock that controls the evolution of the SpongeBob cast, the creatures of Bikini Bottom were stuck mid evolution between primal and evolved. Besides being unsettling these creatures have large appetites and after they lost the ability to read they soon were unable to use the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and food became scarce. They then resorted to eating each other. Manray, who was one of the few to keep most of his intelligence, set his sights on larger prey and began preparing a super weapon to kill humans on a large scale for his feast. So it's up to Sandy to stop him while surviving in this hellish distorted version of Bikini Bottom
Spongebob Anniversary Day 2
Technically the first day of this still but like I said yesterday I made the human au but didn't post til today
Anyway today is swap Au
Wonder if you can guess who the characters are swapped with
Spongebob Anniversary Day 1
Ok. So I missed the actual date of the anniversary cause I had so much going on that day and I made this tomorrow but forgot to post it
For the 25th anniversary I'll make 25 different versions/aus of SpongeBob over the course of this month
Technically I made this yesterday so I'll be posting another one today since I didn't draw today's yet
Anyway this is my human au