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Lucifer, locking Solomon and MC in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Solomon: But isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?
MC, pressing their face against the window: Yeah! What he said!
Luke: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Solomon and MC exchange glances:...
Solomon: *gets down on his knees*
MC: *crouches down*
Luke: I will poison all of your food next time I cook.
Satan: *sharp intake of breath* you young homosapien with X Y chromosomes
Solomon, not used to this: What?
MC, whispering: He's saying "BOI" but in scientific terms
Mammon, wakes up: *hears screaming* *runs out of his room*
Mammon, barging into MC's room where they and Solomon were having a sleepover: what's going o-
MC and Solomon crouching infront of alarm clock: EH EH EH. HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH. EH EH EH