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Spidersonaaaa timeeee \o/
Presenting Spider Mango!! 🕷️🥭🫶
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Fans: Marvel!
C'mon, let him rest!
Tony needs this!
Marvel: 'kay
*kills him *
Fans: *crying *
MARVEL, NO!
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Stucky shippers(me too): Marvel, Steve needs to spend his life with someone that he loves...
Y'know?
Marvel: Yup.
*Endgame's final scene *
Stucky shippers: ...
YOU MADE BUCKY SAD---
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Fans: Irondad and Spiderson in the Endgame, please!
Marvel: "Mister Stark, it's me!
It's Peter!"
"We won, mister Stark!"
"Please don't go, Tony!"
Fans:*crying a lot * NOOO!
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Fans: Loki in the Endgame!
Marvel: *just 2012!Loki*
Fans: Uh...
Where's Loki? Like...
The one from the future.
Marvel: You know, he died
He's dead
No Loki
Fans: But the sun---
Marvel: No sun
Fans: ...why?...
I JUST SAW ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE I AM FRRWKAING OUT IT WAS DSO GOOD
HAI YALL um v long time no see its been ages since i posted but!! i watched atsv recently :3 made a sona nd some in universe counterparts based on my friends, expect more of them probs! i wanna flesh out the universe more nd make a timeline but yeah :3
Peter talking to a tired Thor: So what’s Loki to you?
Thor: The reason I get up in the morning...
Peter: Really?! That’s cool
What Heimdall watched happen:
Loki: Hey...
Brother
Thor: *continues snoring*
Loki: Blergh *stabs him*
I never sleep cause of you
Ned: How come humans don’t lick to show affection?
MJ: Lesbians do
Peter coughing after choking on his saliva: W-what?!
MJ: You heard me
Ned dying of laughter and with an accent: It is what it is
A stranger cat calling MJ: Hey gorgeous. Want me to teach you something?
MJ: Sure. I’ve always wanted to know whether someone can die of constipation.
Stranger: Uhhh. What?
MJ: Will you die of constipation?
Stranger:
MJ: Cause you’re full of shit
Peter and Ned laughing: You killed him
Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!
Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time
Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.
Peter: MJ is so cute. *sigh*
Ned: ...She just...stabbed Flash for bullying you...
Peter: I said cute not harmless.
MJ: You do know I can hear you?
Peter:
Ned:
MJ: Thanks Loser
Don’t normally do this but the song made my day.
@everyscript
Peter, randomly quoting the internet: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
Tony, sleep deprived: That makes ketchup a smoothie.
Clint, for once actually knowing something: Too much sugar! It’s actually soda.
Natasha, exasperated and tired of everyone’s shit: Common sense is knowing that ketchup is neither a smoothie or a soda. It’s also knowing not to piss off an assassin for something as foolish as this at two in the morning.
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
The spider that bit Peter Parker’s was from a cross-species genetics lab right? Think of the possibilities for fanfiction and headcanons.
P.S. I’m starting an au oneshot book about this. It doesn’t exist yet though. It will be on Wattpad because I can’t find my drafts on Tumblr ever. @adopted_by_hestia is the account
Bucky: I only just met Peter but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone here and hunt down whoever did it brutally and efficiently
“Where are you thinking of going?”
“New Jersey”
*Forgive me Brooklyn. I have sinned*
-Steve Rogers
Avengers as stupid shit my friends have said
Clint: That’s not a watermelon, that’s a fetus!
Nat: You shoulda kicked him in the nuts
Tony: You know what I is!
Also Tony: I’m a vagina expert
Sam to Bucky: Too painful to date
Bruce: In space there’s always a bigger rock
Wanda: Troublesome gay
Peter when someone says don’t fail: I fail at everything
Shuri: And not get pushed off roofs by furries
Bucky: So last night I ditched my friends and made an accurate representation of my soul. Cold, hard, black, shiny stone. Also somewhat damaged and incomplete.
Scott: I can’t believe they landed on me having sex! I mean get a room!
Pepper: Thanks, I hate it
Steve: I’m American
Peter from the other room: I thought you were a lesbian!
Carol: Okay who here isn’t gay?
Hope: Thanks, wish you weren’t here
Vision: I’ve tested positive for gay
Loki (even though technically not an Avenger): I LOVE STABBING CHILDREN!!
Tchalla: I ripped it apart with my bare hands!
Thor, clueless: What’s a handjob?
