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When the spiders are men, and they’re going across the spiderverse.
I don’t know I haven’t seen the second movie yet.
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Some concepts for my spidersona! I think I like C and D the best, I’ll probably do some final artwork soon. :D
General AU summary: the weather took a drastic turn (global warming or smthn) and so now there’s random weather shit happening all over the world (ranging in severity, but as the years go on it gets worse and worse). This spider goes all across America (not just NY) helping/saving/stabilizing shit. Unlike other AUs, the classic Spider-Man villains aren’t people, they’re the weather. Piper, this world’s arachnid, took it upon himself to name the bouts of weather that he encounters; Doctor Octopus is a tsunami, Electro is a thunderstorm, etc..
Name: Piper Picolo
Gender: trans male
From: New York City, NY
Age: 17
Height: 5’1
Job: Spider-Man (duh)
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PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Hair: Black
Skin Color: White
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MY OTHER HEADCANONS ABOUT PIPER
- [ ] Pronouns: he/him
- [ ] Gay
- [ ] English-Canadian
-his family moved to the US when he was 5
- [ ] Eats whatever bro can find
- [ ] Became Spider-Man at 15
- [ ] When staff from the Bronx Zoo came for a fun little presentation one of the spiders unknowingly escaped and went to the science lab where it knocked over a concoction of the really sketchy chemistry teacher
-the spider then crawled up Piper’s leg as they passed the classroom as school let out
-Piper then got bit and boom: spider powers
-when he discovered he had powers Piper hid it from his foster family
- [ ] Piper lived with Aunt June and Uncle Brent because his parents got arrested for child neglect, endangerment, and other charges
- [ ] Aunt June and Uncle Brent gave their lives to save Piper when the first bout of weird weather made their house catch on fire
-they protected Piper with their bodies
-Piper escaped with some pretty bad burns that would eventually scar
-he then lived in foster care where he was bitten by the spider a month later
- [ ] A bit of the ‘tism
- [ ] Has a pet pigeon
-he named it Reginald Winston
- [ ] Gets all the traditional spider powers except he produces his own webs
-like Tobey Maguire’s spider-man
- [ ] Sleep deprived
- [ ] His suit is colored after June and Brent’s favorite colors
- [ ] Rarely talks because he has no one to talk to
- [ ] Touch starved
- [ ] After two years of being Spider-Man the Spot popped up out of nowhere and used him as a shield
-he was then stuck between Spot and four other spider people (Miles, Gwen, Pavitr, and Hobie)
-after staring at each other Piper elbows the Spot in the face
-he helped the crew fight off the Spot until he fled into another dimension
-he then got dragged to the spider verse
- [ ] Comments a lot in his head because he never had anyone to say them to
- [ ] Sarcastic
- [ ] Shy when he meets new people that he has to spend more than ten seconds talking to but after he warms up he’s a chatterbox
- [ ] He’s the National Neighborhood Spider-Man
- [ ] Long and messy hair because he has no hairbrush (where tf would he find one)
-if he needs to cut his hair he just uses a shard of glass
- [ ] Terrible fashion sense
- [ ] Burn marks covering the right side (his left) of the face, arms, legs, and side
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Incorrect Quotes
Piper: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
Piper: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.
Piper at the beginning of the weather apocalypse: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!
Piper: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!
Piper: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Piper: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
I wanna see Tom Holland and/or Andrew Garfield read thirst tweets in character as Peter Parker and how they think he’d(respective to how they each portrayed him) react. I just think it’d be one of the most hysterical things to ever exist.
i still cant believe no way home is a real movie
like i genuinely keep thinking i dreamt it up or it was some elaborate and beautifully written fanfic i read that i just keep thinking about but then i remember that what i watched was real
and then i start to want to furiously sob because kevin feige pulls no punches and im still not okay
Just mah Spidersona/oc! And here's just a little very short story for ya all :] __________________________________________________
Spider-Bruise stood on the edge of the building, holding a cheeseburger in his hand. The massie hulking figure took a seat, his clawed feet dangling over the edge.
“Heh we needed this, eh Bruise?” Spider said, taking a teethy chomp out of the burger. Sighing happily, the symbiote looked up into the sky, smiling. It was nice saving people day after day, and the fact he had his friends and family to help made it all the better.
Suddenly, a loud whirl was heard behind him. Spider-Bruise jumped and turned around, claws spread and teeth bared. But all he saw was an old friend of his. Scream.
“Ah Scream! Glad to see ya! But uh… what’s all this?” He asked, walking up to his fellow Symbiote. Scream just looked up at Spider-Bruise, and he noticed something unnatural for Scream.
Tears in her eyes.
“Hey, what’s wrong buddy?” He asked pulling her close for a hug, which she returned. She sniffed, trying to keep herself calm to speak.
“R-remember that 2099 g-guy?” She asked. Spider-Bruise snarled, nodding. 2099 had approached him a while back, telling him about “Canon Events” and the multiverse being in trouble. But Spider-Bruise had found holes all over his logic and 2099 left in anger.
“Yeah I do… what that fucker do?” Scream looked up at Spider-Bruise.
“He went after the Mile Morales kid. Just because he had a different story than everyone else.” Spider-Bruise looked up at the portal.
“Stay here.”
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Spider people walked all over the walkways. They were minding their business when a loud whirl was heard and then a large roar.
“2099!!! YOU BETTER BE READY TO GET THE FUCKING BEAT DOWN FOR EVERY PERSON’S LIFE YOU FUCKING RUINED!”The Spider people near the newly opened portal to see a large symbiote figure stand before them, his body rippling with muscles and rage, their eyes wide and angry.
“I won’t ask again…” He said once, pulling out his claws.
Peniii!!!
twittwe sucks so- hey another tumblr post..
bunch of doodles in spired by @mysterycyclone 's Dark Matter fic !! Please check out their writing ❤️❤️
Can I request all the characters you can do with an s/o who tries to pour bleach into their eyes becuase of something they saw on the internet?
Request: Yes Summery: Reader pours bleach into their eyes when they see something cursed on the internet Characters: Peter parker, Tony stark, Osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, steve harrington, Eddie munson, Joker, Harley, elvis, tartaglia and beidou. Genre: Big crackheaded shit
A/n: Guess who's alive! sorry for keeping you from this one, I hope you'll enjoy this request, it was lots of fun to write haha! Now enjoy you guys before my social and private life will kick me in the ass again-
Peter parker
this poor boy got the biggest heart attack of his life-
There you two were, just chilling in the compound of the avengers, as you were in the kitchen and him on the couch, when he suddenly heard you scream.
He quickly ran towards you, sliding into the kitchen seeing you wave your eyes dry cause they looked red and and puffy
"WHAT HAPPENED-" He screamed a bit in distress, as he saw the bleach at the side, dumbfounded as you explained it that you saw a cursed meme on your phone.
He takes you to the infirmary of course, as he cleaned the mess up
lets just say from now on your not ever alone with the chemicals around you
Tony stark
After hearing your screams, he quickly ran towards you
"kid what happened-"
He saw the bleach, your puffy red eyes, ur crying face and immediately knew what happened
"Okay why did you pour bleach in your eyes what is wrong with you-"
You explained what happened and he immediately slapped himself in the face
"for this dumb reason you decided to throw bleach in your eyes?"
He'll get you cleaned up
Expect child locks on everything now, something only he can open
Osamu dazai
"Oh belladonna~!" he chirped as you just were blinking constantly, trying to get the burn out of your eyes
He looked at the table where the bleach was still at, and your eyes who are red, puffy and look like they went through hell-
"....YOU DOING A SUICIDE WITHOUT ME-?"
In all seriousness, he would be concerned about what happened that made you do this.
Probably listening and curious what you have seen that did this, search it up and then join you too
now your two idiots with bleach in their eyes
congrats your made for each other
Chuuya nakahara
"WHAT THE-"
He'll scold you like a mad man
"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT-"
He loves you to much though, so he would help you get your eyes treated cause of the love he has for you, if it was dazai who did this he would just let him die <3
You will pout at the way he's treating you, which would make him melt a bit and kiss your entire face
Steve harrington
His mother mode got activated, I swear to god.
Towels? Water? Where the fuck did you even see this shit that you decided to just throw bleach In your eyes
"Sweetheart why did you do that-"
"I saw something at the neighbours house that I shouldn't have."
He will just chuckle, scold you for being such an idiot and help you settle down a bit because your eyes burn like hell
don't worry, he still loves you
Eddie munson
we all know the kind of place Eddie lives, not the big and fancy houses that almost every character in the show has
so when you just did the laundry, looking over at the neighbours on accident, seeing a whole...intercourse scene happening in front of your eyes, you couldn't help it but walk back inside
and so the random bleach in the eyes started
Eddie, looking at you like your crazy, slapped the bleach right out of your hands
"Doll what the fuck-"
He helped you clean it up, scolding you for being crazy
"they call me crazy but what about you-"
The Joker
Boy this man would just laugh at you-
no mercy, he ain't the type of man for that man
He would order some of his henchmen to follow in your footsteps, which they can't refuse cause like, either bleach in your eyes or die at the hands of the joker? bleach it is-
he does however have a little soft spot for you, so he'll order frost to go and help you clean up, recover from this stupid decision you made.
Maybe he'll search up the things that traumatised you so much and broadcast it through all Gotham.
Harley quinn
Just like J, she would laugh, only at some point she'll help you herself
when out of sight of the joker, she'll scold you for being such an idiot
"sweetie why?"
You explained the thing you saw online as you saw her shudder
"Yeah that explains why, I see why you did it-" Giggles leave both you and Quinn
She'll help you the best she could, as she smiles at you
"now MAKE OVER TIME-"
Get ready to be dragged into some shopping without paying
Elvis presley
"Mama have you seen my- OMG-"
You scare him To death as he pushed the bleach away, immediatly helping you get rid of the sting
"SATNIN WHAT ON EARTH-"
You explained what happened, That some fan had send you a letter and the pictures with it were so disgusting
Now Elvis didn't like that one bit.
after aiding you, he made sure to track down this person and make sure there will be a nice chat.
"I got you lil mama, I got you"
Tartaglia
"Babe I'm homeeee- what happened to you-?"
You sat there, sniffling as your eyes were burning badly
"I poured bleach in it"
"why-"
"I got flashed by our neighbour-"
Childe was not having that.
"come here darling let me help you."
He was so nice to put you into one of his sweaters, cleaning you up and giving you soft kisses on your forehead, making sure your comfortable before he would have a talk with your neighbours
Nothing you'll know
Beidou
She expected to come home with a smiling lover, but instead, she came home with her lover having bleach on the floor and in your eyes.
"Oh dear what happened?"
You told her you kinda got some gross photo's from some men, and when you got home you wanted to forget those photo's so you bleached your eyes, which was a bad idea.
Beidou shushed you, helped you clean up as she cupped your face, kissing your lips shortly and smiles at you, hiding her anger for your sake
She puts you comfy as she quickly made an excuse to see ningguang, who secretly has a soft spot for you
lets just say you never see or hear from those men again.
put spider-man in the hunger games, call that peeta parker.
airing...
Hello! My Name is Sunny! And I'm gonna start writing this blog full of stories cause Im Hyper-fixated in all of these fandoms so I have to start rambling somewhere right-?
Anyways some quick things, English is not my first language, as I am bilingual, so I'm sorry for the amount of spelling or gamer mistakes I make in my posts-
The Fandoms I write for:
-Bungou stray dogs
-The marvel universe
-Genshin Impact
-Stranger things
I might add fandoms as I go into it!
Just to clear some things if you decide to request:
Absolute no weird shit, like Kid x Adult unless you request a parent figure x kid.
I am comfortable enough to write smut, so feel free to request
I write a little bit off everything, I just rather not write some angst unless I'm intrigued by the idea itself or I'm in a good mood cause all the fandoms I'm in just is full of hurt and fluff keeps me distracted from that HAHA
It might take a couple of days/weeks cause of my own life off social media, so please have patience with me! <3
Alrighty! That's It! Can't wait to write for you guys and I hope you guys enjoy my stuff <3
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Damian is confined to a bedroom far from the rest of the family after first arriving to Gotham, in an effort to find a more enclosed place to sleep he stumbles upon a tiny door leading to the crawl spaces between the walls of the manor.
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a little cliché (that's fine by me) by lethewren
Spiderman, Complete, 2 Chapters, 16,371 Words
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I'll Die When I'm Dead by InkpotSprite
Batfam, Incomplete, 52 Chapters, 213,717 Words
Tim first dies when he's 9 and when death comes to collect him he's like "yeah no I got stuff to do" and death is like "ugh fine" lmao
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The Five Times that Peter Parker Met Steve Rogers (and the time he met Captain America) by GentleStorm
Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,011 Words
"tfw the random guy you pulled out of a dumpster and dropped on Matt Murdock's doorstep actually turned out to be Captain America tm" - Peter (probably)
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#SoftRobin by mistolez
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The people of Gotham realise (Damian) Robin is nicer than he initially seemed when he's left to patrol Gotham alone after the rest of the Batfam leaves Gotham for various missions.
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amaranthine by demure_raven
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These Colored Strings Of Ours by ADyingFlower
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the karasuno first years squad gets superpowers after getting caught in a plane crash together
Yk fuck it Imma do it too
Xena & Peter/Izuku/Katsuki
Peter ꨄ - INTJ x ENFP
Izuku ꕥ - INTJ x INFJ
Katsuki ❀ - INTJ x INTJ
Peter ꨄ - Leo x Libra
Izuku ꕥ - Cancer x Libra
Katsuki ❀ - Taurus x Libra
Peter ꨄ - Paper Rings - Taylor Swift
Peter and I would relate to this because of how even if we’re smart we’d do dumb stuff and kiss each other like dorks in love 🫶and we would build legos together after school. We would have study dates and I would force him to bring me to swing around the city if either of us can’t sleep or just want the feeling of peace in the air at night. We most definitely have that best friends to lovers trope.
Izuku ꕥ - This Side of Paradise - Coyote Theory
He and I would be the liners who become closer from middle school all the way to UA. We would be two peas in a pod, him being the shy one and I being the one to do everything in the relationship first and being all cuddly with one another and geek out about the things we adore. We would definitely be the type to jsut sit and share ear buds to listen music to wind down 🤭
Katsuki ❀ - Everybody Talks - Neon Trees
Kats and I would have a rocky start to form a friendship especially if I’ve met him middle school since I don’t condone bullying for shit. But obviously with the redemption and growth from him, I don’t doubt we would be those chaotic friends where I do dumb things and he says what I did was stupid but would discreetly fix my shit. He would most definitely catch on that I know that he likes me but I refuse to do the first move so he would 🫶
Favorites/Ships + MBTI/Zodiac + Songs
I was bored so I created my favorite characters and me (don't judge me, Picrews are free therapy and I'm just vibin'). Create your favorites/ships in this, share the MBTI/Zodiac dynamic and a song you associate with them. [Picrew] [Personality Database]
Wakatoshi Ushijima + L
ISTJ + INFJ
Leo + Sagittarius
Power Over Me by Dermot Kennedy
Satoru Gojo + L
ENTP + INFJ
Sagittarius + Sagittarius
Infinity by Jaymes Young
Keigo Takami + L
ENTP + INFJ
Capricorn + Sagittarius
Free If We Want It by Nothing But Thieves
Meguru Bachira + L
ESTP + INFJ
Leo + Sagittarius
Salt And Vinegar by LIGHTS
Tagging (no pressure): @damn-geto @isseikuns @eldiandiablo @reinersbrauns @mrsackxrman @roza-rt @haikyutiehoe @yuujispinkhair @suguwu @mintmatcha @taka-hiro-shi @tenkoushimura @hanighul @chi-anpan @sabyss @starryenigma @wishterya @miyamartina @miyaslvt @rinoomi @arquitecturadelanada @iernos @fierydiamond @baldurians @noonfaerie @bakugouslefttiddy @jaegereism @6oldie @pockcock @peachsayshi @quizzikemen @oikawabreakme @love-oikawa @armoredpotato and whoever wants to do this. 🤍
Two Dead Birds by InsaneTrollLogic
Batfam, Complete, 15 Chapters, 29,005 Words
There's some lunatic in a red helmet running through Jason's territory. He wants to think it's a copycat.
He's wrong.
(someones gonna have to pull the time travel trope from my cold dead hands cuz it's the only thing I've been reading rn lmao)
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Baby Boy by KuriTheDweeb
Team Red, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 11,018 Words
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(the chaos of the first chapter hooked me in so quickly lmao)
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Google Can't Fix This by loverotted
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Midoriya is a fanfic author like us.
And like us, he googles the weirdest things in the name of angst.
It's all fine until he gets caught.
(trust that I will always read a fic where a character is a fanfic author because um hello? fanfic-ception? also this trope always eats so hell yeah)
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Imperfect Facial Symmetry by KingsHighway
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(USHITEN!! USHIJIMA IS GOOD AT DRAWING!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE ADORABLE)
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The Island by KingsHighway
Haikyuu, Complete, 19 Chapters, 87,660 Words
The Haikyuu captains get caught in a plane crash and have to survive on a deserted island together!!!
(as a kid I was super obsessed with those bear grylls survival shows so I was SO PUMPED while reading this fic cuz like??? my childhood and current obsession mashed into one fic??? abso-fucking-lutely imma read the hell outta that)
don't sit too close to the screen by Raayide
Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,512 Words
Miles is stuck in a time loop around the events of ASTV, the other characters pov's of how different he's suddenly acting.
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Teenage Anarchist by gender_bender08
Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,520 Words
Hobie! Centric, how Hobie ended up in the spider society, why he stayed. Pre ATSV
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New Moves by WildInkling
Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,050 Words
Miles takes up ballet!
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Adopting the Tactics by Positive22
Complete, 7 Chapters, 17,367 Words
Basically: Hobie slowly getting adopted into the Morales household.
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Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,501 Words
What happens after Miles ends up in earth-42
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Spinsta (Spidey Insta) by Ravenesta
Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,103 Words
somehow Spiderman got officer Jefferson's phone number? oh I wonder how *wink*
finished fanart of "The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker" by aestorian :DD
backgrounds aren't rlly my forte so it took me forever to render before it started looking half decent lmao but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :33
fanart wip of "The Unsteady Retirement of One Mr Peter Benjamin Parker" by aestorian on ao3 :3
a dark matter fanart I did a while ago :))) I did plan on cleaning it up and rendering it a bit more but never got around to it so imma just post it as it is lol :P
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fic: Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
duuuude Spiderman fics where Peter has more intense spider traits are always so cool
When they come for you by Singing_Siren
(Peter is Midtown High's resident cryptid^)
oh to be a vigilante where you get to sit on rooftops everyday
I'm not jealous, ahaha, totally not jealous
Peter: participating in a DNA test hazing ritual for his new lab position at Wayne industries
Peter: finds out he's biologically related to Dick Grayson
Peter: fuck no *yeets test results in the garbage and tells his coworkers it came back negative*
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fic: rot with all the burnouts in the cell by magnuschases
fic link
Peter: waking up in jail cell with Matt and Wade
Peter: *looks over at Wade eating a strawberry donut* did you seriously use our one phone call to order donuts to our jail cell?
Wade: ...yes
Peter: *slams head into wall repeatedly*
Peter & Wade: *pointedly ignoring the way Matt is groaning and flopping around on the floor like a fish*
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fic: Jailbird Blues by aloneintherain
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fic: Two Former Hellraisers by emmacortana
fic link
@emmacortana
crack fic idea: Spidey in Gotham trope x the infamous Jackson Wang party scene
Tim and Duke drag Peter to a party one of their classmates is hosting and Peter's asks “who's hosting” and Tim/Duke say “Jackson” and Peter's like “huh I've never met him before” and he goes in the house and does a double take before realising “…JACKSON WANG?!” and it's revealed that Peter has read Spiderman fanfiction that people have written about him back home in the MCU universe where the fanfiction version of Spiderman has been to many a Jackson Wang party and he's flabbergasted that in this universe the fanfiction trope has become true
me when I see Dark Matter has updated: