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Redoing the criminal minds ships as Taylor songs, each ship has two besides Ralvez because I couldn’t think of another song for them, sorry.
Jemily: August or lavender haze
Ralvez: Labyrinth or Sweet Nothing
Hotchniss: Illicit affairs or all too well
Moreid: Out of the woods or You’re losing me
Garvez: Paper rings or How you get the girl
Morcia: Style or gorgeous
Jeid: The one or Champagne problems
Spencelle: Midnight Rain or right where you left me
Willifer: Come back.. Be here or Lover
Demily: Red or Enchanted
Temily: Dress or Daylight
Spaeve: Exile or Haunted
Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Tara:
Tara: Water you doing?
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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?
Reid: Swimming..
Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
JJ: Elephants.
Luke: Blocked.
Matt: Camels.
Luke: Extra blocked.
Garcia: Donkeys.
Luke: Ultra blocked.
Reid: That dick.
Luke: ...Followed.
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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.