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bruh i need help-
i just read in another life EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WATCH HAIKYUU!!
uuughhh i'm fucking crying sm rn ;-;
i don't even watch haikyuu!! yet bokuaka is like my fav ship UUGHHHHH WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
anyway how's your night going? :')
TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT
1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.
2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.
3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.
4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.
I would love a side story with the two girls in the back! Girlfriends mayhaps? OvO
anyone please ask your crush out like this
OP being deactivated just proves their point.
for pride month 2024 we're gonna nuke 10 of your mutuals' blogs and 9 of them are run by transfems 😍
This is so wholesome
NO I CAN'T RUN OUT OF TIME!!! I NEED TO FUCK IT WE BAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
yesterday there was a comically funny series of bad things that happened and I like to believe all my bad luck was being thrown at me so I'd have a better year, like some god or entity is like "Oh fuck this bitch hasn't used all his bad luck just pour it all out it needs to reset before midnight FUUUUCCCKKK!!!!"
What a year this week has been.
Sometimes I think about how Clearsight must have got lots of bitches to split an entire dragon tribe into two different species, like how the fuck do you do that? She must've been getting so many husbands at this point.
Xavier: We need a plan for taking down Magneto.
Scott, high off his ass from taking a gummi Gambit offered him: Chuck.. Logan- wh’t’ef-
Logan, who wants to be thrown as hard as physically possible for Enrichment™️: Yes, yes, good plan. Ignore the part where Magneto will just chuck me out of the way, we’re doing this plan.
Why would the X-Men name Hank Beast?
Why would the X-Men name Hank Beast? Sure, he’s big, blue, and hairy, but a ‘beast’ is usually something that is uncivilized and brutish. While he may be ‘scary’ to some, he is anything but uncivilized. He regularly quotes novels like Dante’s Inferno, and isn’t just spitballing something that sounds smart. He has the ability to discern decent interpretation of the texts and use them at his discretion in fitting scenarios. The speedo might be a bit weird, but shoving that much fur into clothes must be uncomfortable. The chafing would be horrible, with constricting materials not necessarily being made to fit him. And a lot of anti-mutant organizations like the ‘Friends of Humanity’ call many mutants beasts. So why would Xavier take one of his most ‘monstrous’ mutants and let him be called Beast? It’s almost like he’s attempting to ‘reclaim’ the term like the IRL LGBTQ+ community reclaimed the word ‘queer’ for themselves. But it’s more akin to some trying to reclaim the f-slur- I’d expect ‘mutie’ to become something to reclaim, not something that has such heavy connotations with ‘monsters’. Xavier found Hank after the deaths of his team and made him forget. He turned him into this icon of ‘beasts’ unwittingly, and surrounded him with ‘more palatable’ mutants like he was some sort of diversity hire.
Maybe that’s why Hank clings to humanity so much, he wants so desperately to not be seen as a ‘beast’.
Edit: this was me being a dumbass again and not checking my sources while sleep deprived and in the middle of a lecture, I was wrong lol
His cup of tea? Dw, he flung it immediately as he was given an opportunity to throw these cold ass hands <33
Guys this is the last one, my meds are kicking in and I'm so sleepy I'm forgetting how to spell basic words akjsdh
So like, if I forgot anything in this one (like Dimentio's cup of tea) it's because of that
Good night!
I almost forgot to tell you that this is literally the first time he felt her hand kashd So like, he isn't just making an excuse to not let her go
*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*
Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Everyone: *gasps*
Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—
Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!
Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—
Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!
Angel dust: wow you are pissed
Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.
Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!
Velvette: ha!
Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!
Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.
Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!
Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??
Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!
Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?
Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next
Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*
Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear
Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.
Apparently, according to Ian Flynn and the higher-ups, Sonic Prime takes place after the old advance games in canon, WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BY THE WAY.
-Orbot and Cubot didn't exist during that time frame yet in Sonic Prime they are there for some reason
- The master emerald isn't even referenced once
-Sonic isn't even aware that there's a fucking robot copy of him because he clearly was shocked by the existence of a alternative robot Sonic in one episode. Like huh?????? Bitch you have a whole ass metallic doppelganger out for your blood yet your shocked by existence of a robot version of you????
Unless Metal Sonic got thanos snapped out of existence, there's no way that Sonic didn't know that there's a robot version of him when Prime takes place a long time after Sonic CD and the advance games
Thanks higher ups at SEGA, this is why Sonic Prime should have stayed separate from canon because look at all the inconsistencies!
I'm choosing to believe that Sonic Prime takes place in a separate universe away from the main canon of the games, cause I literally cannot deal with the these things.
7. Hair
Kidd - 16 | Killer - 20
Tags specifically for this chapter:
Friends to Enemies
that weird little period where they were rival gang bosses
the girls boys are fighting
Kidd is an unreliable narrator but it's not his fault
Read at A03 linked above or here below cut
Drabbles from Pocket Jack's KiKi-tober Prompt list
"You got taller."
"You grew your hair out." Its hard to tell for sure what Killer really thinks about things these days; a lifetime living in each other's pockets can't be erased in just two years, but besides just hiding his expression behind ragged bangs, Killer's added a cloth tied around his lower face. But he tilts his head the same way, right ear up, left shoulder - his weaker shoulder - hunching up and in and Kidd can feel him judging him through his lashes. Can picture it so clearly in him mind, and he smirks. "It looks good."
And he means that; Growing up they way they did often mean cutting mattes out of Killer's hair, never getting a chance to grow too long no matter what they tried. Hell, Kidd had cried that last time he'd had to take a knife to Killer's hair. A fight with other Heaps' folk had Killer landing in a tar spill and even though they'd walked away the victor, Killer's hair was a complete loss. They'd gotten in a brawl with Victoria only a few days before that, and then Kidd had to cut Killer's hair to the scalp in a few places, and it was too much at once for his 13 year old self.
Killer had the world's worst haircut but Kidd was the one who had to be coddled.
Well, Joke was on them both because Killer would abandon him too the next year anyway.
"I guess ditching me for running water worked out well for you."
"And I'm leaving" Killer growled, and Kidd wanted to let him leave. Wanted Killer to be the one who walked away from the meeting, to reject him again. He was still angry and he -flung- a handful of bolts at the back of Killer's head. Unfortunately for him, Killer ducked in time, grabbed a brick from off the ground, and hurtled it back at him.
Kidd did manage to avoid getting hit but it was nothing as graceful as Killer's maneuver.
"The hell are you thinking!? What if someone saw you!" Killer hissed, marching back, head swiveling nervously like he was looking around to make sure none of his little gaggle of groupies had seen anything.
It was infuriating, and Kidd felt his temper getting the better of him, "What if someone... are you serious! Are you trying to mom me NOW?"
Killer stopped up short like Kidd had smacked him. Good.
"Nono. No. Do you hear yourself? You fucking left me," Kidd -flung- another handful of scraps and trash at Killer who avoided it as easily as the first round, "You left and fucking now you're trying to come in and order me around like you have any say in my life anymore!"
He -threw- another round, this time it felt like it was mostly screws, at Killer. The man's fists were clenched, but instead of letting Kidd goad him into a real fight, he shoved them in the pockets of the almost-not-holey jeans he was wearing as he smoothly twisted out of the way.
"So you can fuck off and I will use my fucking devil fruit however the fuck I want, when ever the fuck I feel like!" He -threw- another handful of screws and scrap. This time Killer didn't dodge it, and Kidd winced when the scattershot slammed into his former friend's side. Kidd dropped his hand down, metal falling quiet around them. "Kil...Killer, I didn't..."
"You're right. You can do whatever you want now. Big bad Boss of your own."
It was Kidd's turn to stick his hands in his pockets.
"Keep the Heaps. It's yours. My people'll clear out by tonight." Kidd had nearly forgotten the whole reason they'd met up - supposedly to hash out turf lines. Killer'd only just been named Boss after all, and had to prove he was up to the task. Instead Killer just ceded the whole dispute to him.
"Just like that? And if they don't?"
"If they got a problem with it, I'm sure they come running to join you."
"Unless they stab you in the back over it first." - Do you have someone now.. watching your back?
Killer just shrugs, turning away.
Kidd will go back to his crew, Killer'll go back to his own new shiny family, and they'd glare at each other over turf lines when they bothered to pretend the other existed at all, and go back to hating each other again.
Killer really did look nice with his hair grown out like that. It was as pretty as Kidd could have ever imagined, and he bet it was a soft as it looked.
...
Ceithir Gormaichean, Kidd still missed the prick.
A bunch, but probably not all, Magnus swears
@malevon, for you *kisses you on the hand*
A little tidbit from our latest Cuphead letsplay!
It's Cuphead's birthday, and to also celebrate the channel's 1 year anniversary me and my friend decide to take on more bosses!
Warning: we swear.